Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Sharpened thumbnail is the traditional way. Here's a picture of how they do it in the NHS. I believe they are harvested for rich people who need eye lid transplants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I believe they are harvested for rich people who need eye lid transplants. A bit useless in a cold spell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I'm not quoting that picture but FUCKING HELL! Jews are fucking mental. If they think this God guy is so great, why do they think he invented the penis wrong? Surely he wouldn't be too chuffed with them sabotaging his handywork? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I've had it done. Elected to do it just for the sake of it because I'm fucking hard as nails. (disclaimer - may have been for medical reasons when I was a toddler) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I don't know about anyone else but my helmet is pretty sensitive. I can't imagine having it rubbing against the inside of my boxers all day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowdenLoyal Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I don't know about anyone else but my helmet is pretty sensitive. I can't imagine having it rubbing against the inside of my boxers all day. It can get awkward as f**k when you're trying to tuck a boner in at places you shouldn't be getting boners... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 It can get awkward as f**k when you're trying to tuck a boner in at places you shouldn't be getting boners... Like your oaxster ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 39 minutes ago, CowdenLoyal said: It can get awkward as f**k when you're trying to tuck a boner in at places you shouldn't be getting boners... Your best pal's girlfriend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cement Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Had it done a few years ago as my banjo string tore on the job. For some reason I have never worked out i never took the quality painkillers offered and only took 1 day off work. No c**t at work realised despite my comedy walks. Peeling off the bandages and seeing the car crash of a knob was the worst bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 On 31/03/2017 at 03:17, Dee Man said: I'm not quoting that picture but FUCKING HELL! Jews are fucking mental. If they think this God guy is so great, why do they think he invented the penis wrong? Surely he wouldn't be too chuffed with them sabotaging his handywork? Back when the MIL was trying to persuade me to convert, a rabbi explained to me that it was part of a Jew's contract with Yahweh. Basically, you ain't a proper Jew if your bell-end is covered. I smiled and nodded, but never heard anything approaching a compelling argument...it amounts to little more than "God told you to; you don't need to know why". The Flying Spaghetti Monster has never asked me to mutilate my genitals, so I'm going with Him, thanks all the same. Going to back to American circumcision, I read an article a while back that claimed circumcision rates vary across the country. The big cities like New York and Los Angeles, where the entertainment industry is primarily based, has a very high rate of circumcision, whereas it's actually slightly more common to be uncircumcised in the rest of the country (something like 55% to 45% IIRC). Thus, you get episodes of TV shows like Sex and the City, where characters react like they've just met Joseph Merrick when they see an uncut cock. Of course, the porn industry is Californian, and also has a remarkably high percentage of Jewish actors, which means that most folk's first exposure to a willy will be sans hood. I think I've admitted to contemplating schwanzstuckers enough for one night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 On 30/03/2017 at 19:54, supermik said: I'm on a 12 week waiting list for this You'll be fine. Just remember that they don't give you painkillers until you wake up from the anaesthetic and scream for them. @Lisa Cuddy seems like a good sort; I'm sure she'll be waiting with the syringe, and not eating Quality Street at the nurse's station 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lisa Cuddy Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 53 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: You'll be fine. Just remember that they don't give you painkillers until you wake up from the anaesthetic and scream for them. @Lisa Cuddy seems like a good sort; I'm sure she'll be waiting with the syringe, and not eating Quality Street at the nurse's station Mate, if there's painkillers going, I'm having them. I don't eat Nestlé either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 The Bible (according to Spike Milligan) 47. The Lord said "Thy name will be Abraham and Sarai thy wife shall be called Sarah. And ye shall be circumcised in the flesh of thy foreskin" Abraham was afraid and clutched his bits to him. 48. And the Lord spoke from a cloud: "And every man child and every man of your house shall be circumcised". "O Lord" said Abraham "where are we going to put it all?" "Fear not" said the Lord "they are biodegradable and there are many hungry dogs. And the uncircumcised shall be cursed and will go forth with it hanging down into the nettles." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I believe they are harvested for rich people who need eye lid transplants. Rich people do tend to be cock-eyed, right enough. On topic, done for medical reasons when I was in P1, so was 5 or 6. Never known different really, but can still remember the pain post op. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, arborius said: Fair enough. Suppose some are tighter than others..... mine wouldn't be the slightest bit sore if pulled back. .. but appreciate your honesty. A circumcision bot on P&B? That must be a first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Such subjects need a cut-off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 On 30/03/2017 at 13:10, Sergeant Wilson said: I believe they are harvested for rich people who need eye lid transplants. After looking at that I'll need new eyes as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Shudder to think what they found under mine when they cut it. Was never able to pull it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 I'm pretty sure the biblical directive around circumcision had less to do with the word of Yahweh and more that the people who wrote the book were desert dwellers for whom water was far too precious for such frivolities as washing. I've never been able to find an explanation for why it's so prevalent in the US, where W.H.O. estimate between 76% & 92% of American male babies have their polo neck sweater removed before leaving hospital. More have it done later as part of a religious ceremony, so it's overwhelmingly common. And yet, other than when it's done for medical reasons. hardly anyone, male or female, childrens' rights activists, parents or doctors seem interested in asking "why?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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