KnightswoodBear Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: Bhoys67, the Canadian fruitcake was mental as well. At one point I think he was the only guy posting on the SPL forum and used to have regular conversations with himself, despite never having seen Celtic in the flesh. Might have been Magee or the guy that was the good Celtic fan who walked past Celtic Park every day in fact. Ever since that new Celtic fan with the maple leaf avatar turned up, i've been trying to remember that looneys name. I just assumed the new guy was him again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: I didn't mind Reynard, his bed blocking b*****ds post about leaving Love Street was brilliant reading. His "the best thing that happened to St Mirren was missus McGinn's fanny" was right up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: I heard that. Think he asked for the fort thread to be deleted due to his new found responsibility I did tell him that as soon as he qualified I would be down to show him my bum grapes. He quickly moved away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I didn't mind Reynard, his bed blocking b*****ds post about leaving Love Street was brilliant reading. He and Lawstud were often very funny. The rightwingers we've had since have just been thick as mince trolls. Edited April 12, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Does anyone remember a poster called ch1ldr3ap3r or something? Only lasted about a day before he was binned and was obviously just looking for attention but his posts came from an unhinged mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, Loki said: He's too sensible for that nowadays, he's now a doctor He's not needed. We still have a forum physician in Lichtie23. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 P&B's peak was 2005-2010. GBNF x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Rugster said: McKee was another weirdo. Claimed to be so drunk one night he pished himself and just carried on bevvying. When he was called on it he posted a picture of himself saying something like "here is a photo of me in my pish stained jeans, what have you got to say about that?" Who the f**k does that? I remember I got a PM from McKee pleading his case, highly believable IMO. Also received a few more PMs from a couple of highly strung individuals. Some people shouldn't be allowed near the Internet Offs Dundee does not like jokes about his recently deceased dog. Edited April 12, 2017 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 McKee was another weirdo. Claimed to be so drunk one night he pished himself and just carried on bevvying. When he was called on it he posted a picture of himself saying something like "here is a photo of me in my pish stained jeans, what have you got to say about that?" Who the f**k does that? That was mental. The entire forum ripped the "pish" out of him for that. Didn't he shortly afterwards have a breakdown, post some highly nefarious stuff about rape and get emptied? McKees pished jeans story came about in an argument with me and he said he deliberately pished himself for one of the two following reasons (I just can't remember what one):Either because he was trying to impress a girl at a party and wanted her to think he was cool because he'd drank so much he'd not been in control of his bladderOrBecause some ugly girl was all over him at a party and he wanted rid of her so pished his jeans.I called bullshit on the story so he posted a picture of himself in the jeans sleeping on a couch. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I think the moment you send an abusive PM to a stranger on the internet, is the moment that you officially lose at life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Recycling Stan's patter? Oh dear. F**k up Jimmy you beige p***k. Only kidding, carry on in your usual style. It's only boring, not offensive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 McKees pished jeans story came about in an argument with me and he said he deliberately pished himself for one of the two following reasons (I just can't remember what one):Either because he was trying to impress a girl at a party and wanted her to think he was cool because he'd drank so much he'd not been in control of his bladderOrBecause some ugly girl was all over him at a party and he wanted rid of her so pished his jeans.I called bullshit on the story so he posted a picture of himself in the jeans sleeping on a couch. It was the 2nd one. He thought everyone would be impressed that he'd pish his shitey G-Star jeans in order to patch a stinker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Does anyone remember a poster called ch1ldr3ap3r or something? Only lasted about a day before he was binned and was obviously just looking for attention but his posts came from an unhinged mind. Pretty positive it was L4L 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Safe to say, that if a creepy sex pest pagan like Kilt was able to marry and have kids then there is genuinely no excuse for anyone not to find love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 XBL the Grey Ghost and any sevco under the same person are number one with only Kilt coming close. Someone on this forum gave him a lift to a game, tried to leave early to avoid him, but found him standing at his car. Case closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Wunfellaff/Njord. As Wunfellaff, he claimed that I was his least favourite poster on Pie & Bovril. In his most recent guise, he claimed that he's never heard of me. His mind is clearly a total mess, addled by drugs, alcohol and second-hand cheese sandwiches. During the search for his next meal of the day, I don't even want to contemplate some of the things he's done. Really, who knows what he might be capable of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Who was the guy who found someone bragging on here about porking his programme selling daughter in the ground toilets? Something like that anyway. Got a tad angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Also we've went this far without any mention of XBL's infamous rant after getting rejected by a girl in a club where he described her as an 'Averagey Looking Cocktease.' Just peak P&B. Does anyone have the full quote? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Sloop John B said: Also we've went this far without any mention of XBL's infamous rant after getting rejected by a girl in a club where he described her as an 'Averagey Looking Cocktease.' Just peak P&B. Does anyone have the full quote? Quote that bitch. Yeah you, you averagy looking cocktease. You girl who got yourself alone from your mates, who started dancing with me, who made me laugh, and yeah, you lured me off the dancefloor and I actually even offered to buy you a drink. Well see when I look round, you have a faceful of another bloke, then f**k you! And don't try and act like nothing happened. f**k you you cockteasing bitch! Some boy. Edited April 12, 2017 by Jimmy85 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker-T Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Who was the guy who found someone bragging on here about porking his programme selling daughter in the ground toilets? Something like that anyway. Got a tad angry. he'll be in jail now probs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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