Dons_1988 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Expected this thread to be busier to be honest. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Here’s Div’s advertising algorithms spot on as always... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 While I was browsing P&B and having a wee sleep working in the home office, she decided lockdown was a good chance to start spring cleaning (ie chuck half my stuff out to make room for her shite). Now, there is nothing wrong with this idea in principle, but in around an hour, we have managed to go from a nice, tidy flat to an absolute bombsite. When I politely enquired as to where all the black bags were going to go, given that we can't just start taking trips to the tip whenever we want, I was told that I never fucking support her good ideas, and I can fucking sort it out myself. I am now back in the home office, browsing P&B, watching Disney+, and considering a third nap of the day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 7 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Worse than that, heart shaped wooden or soft ornaments hanging on door handles. On both sides as well so that when you pull the handle down to open or close the door the one on the other side clatters to the floor. "Aww but they look nice!" This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: While I was browsing P&B and having a wee sleep working in the home office, she decided lockdown was a good chance to start spring cleaning (ie chuck half my stuff out to make room for her shite). Now, there is nothing wrong with this idea in principle, but in around an hour, we have managed to go from a nice, tidy flat to an absolute bombsite. When I politely enquired as to where all the black bags were going to go, given that we can't just start taking trips to the tip whenever we want, I was told that I never fucking support her good ideas, and I can fucking sort it out myself. I am now back in the home office, browsing P&B, watching Disney+, and considering a third nap of the day. Solo meals tonight, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Solo meals tonight, then? I'm considering suggesting she goes for a curry on the way back from the tip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Hamish's Passenger said: I can imagine this thread has, or will soon be ramping up a bit. Anyway, hanging stuff on internal door handles, things like handbags, scarves or work lanyards. Boils my piss. This, opening or closing the doors turns into a pain in the arse. My wife hangs stuff from the window handles too. Some daft trinkets or suchlike. Does my box in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 He thinks these will dry. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rizzo said: He thinks these will dry. And why the f**k is he doing the dishes? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: And why the f**k is he doing the dishes? In fairness he's doing them really badly so he won't get asked to do it again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: And why the f**k is he doing the dishes? Dishes used to be my job while he was supposed to take the bins out and do laundry but he was terrible at remembering the bins and also crap at folding... And now I see what's going on. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Dishes used to be my job while he was supposed to take the bins out and do laundry but he was terrible at remembering the bins and also crap at folding... And now I see what's going on.See when you bring the hammer down, tell him Alta Pete of P&B rumbled him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Dishes used to be my job while he was supposed to take the bins out and do laundry but he was terrible at remembering the bins and also crap at folding... And now I see what's going on.I often 'forget' to put the bins as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Sits at the sofa and eats her toast for breakfast, but has the plate sitting beside her whilst she eats the toast over the carpet, making a mess in the process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 25/03/2020 at 08:12, jimbaxters said: Worse than that, heart shaped wooden or soft ornaments hanging on door handles. On both sides as well so that when you pull the handle down to open or close the door the one on the other side clatters to the floor. "Aww but they look nice!" I would be happy with ornaments on my door handles. In my hoose it’s empty fucking coat hangers on all the bedroom door handles. Seething just thinking about it tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Moved into our house over 4 years ago, the 2 doors in the livingroom didn't fully close therefore were always open letting the cold air from the hall way in. Anyway, she used to do my fucking head in for 3 years telling me to get it done. Eventually I got all the internal doors replaced with nice new ones and guess what? She never fucking shuts them I'm sure I'm going to be able to add to this list in the next few weeks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 My best mate tells me he is ready to kill his wife. Knowing his wife, I believe him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, sjc said: My best mate tells me he is ready to kill his wife. Knowing his wife, I believe him! He means you've to get round there with the black bin bags and cleaning products pronto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 42 minutes ago, Curmudgeon said: He means you've to get round there with the black bin bags and cleaning products pronto. f**k all to do with me. He married her! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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