Loonytoons Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 If I'm working night shifts and sleep all day, what's the meal I eat before leaving for work? I refer to my midnight meal as "lunch", if that helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 14 minutes ago, BFTD said: If I'm working night shifts and sleep all day, what's the meal I eat before leaving for work? I refer to my midnight meal as "lunch", if that helps. That's a tricky one, but I'm going to have to go with... Chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: That's a tricky one, but I'm going to have to go with... Chips Never. Always protein before a long night putting spindles in boxes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Ok. Time to put this to bed. Dinner is the main (big) meal of the day as per the British Empire standards. Many working class/ children would have that meal around noon. Then have tea at early evening. Times have changed and main meal is now around 5pm. Reason it is now dinner time. If your still calling your lunch, dinner. Stop holding onto the British Empire lads. Tldr. Dinner at noon=big team found. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 18 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Ok, I've largely stayed out of this, but it has gone on far too long. You have all left me no alternative.... I'm lobbing in the "what about tiffin?" grenade and running away!! FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Guess whose arsehole wife thought it'd be smart to get a 7am flight to Miami so she can have an extra day seeing her pals before she goes to the conference and set her alarm for 4.30 and didn't wake up for it, also waking up the baby, who hasn't gone back to fucking sleep since and it's now 10am? (here's a hint, it's fucking me. Cuntress) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 6 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Guess whose arsehole wife thought it'd be smart to get a 7am flight to Miami so she can have an extra day seeing her pals before she goes to the conference and set her alarm for 4.30 and didn't wake up for it, also waking up the baby, who hasn't gone back to fucking sleep since and it's now 10am? (here's a hint, it's fucking me. Cuntress) If you're not close to the airport then that's already Russian roulette timing for an international flight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 6 hours ago, cb_diamond said: If you're not close to the airport then that's already Russian roulette timing for an international flight! It's Chicago, it's already Russian Roulette living there AND driving to the airport! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 The wife wants a new car - a full 19 months after getting her current one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 45 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The wife wants a new car - a full 19 months after getting her current one. Ashtray full? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 41 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The wife wants a new car - a full 19 months after getting her current one. So what ? Her new promotion at work should cover the cost. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 9 hours ago, scottsdad said: The wife wants a new car - a full 19 months after getting her current one. Her frequent long weekends away have knackered the suspension imo. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Well, a turn of events. After going to Fife for the second day in a row (eeew), kicking tyres, the wife decided against a new car. I, on the other hand, have bought one. My trusty Duster, which saw me through a pandemic, was always there with a cheery smile, but had shite cup holders, is being part exchanged. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Well, a turn of events. After going to Fife for the second day in a row (eeew), kicking tyres, the wife decided against a new car. I, on the other hand, have bought one. My trusty Duster, which saw me through a pandemic, was always there with a cheery smile, but had shite cup holders, is being part exchanged. Aye, well don't feckin' leave us in suspense, Loadsamoney. Or are you too embarrassed to admit you've bought an Audi / BMW ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 9 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Well, a turn of events. After going to Fife for the second day in a row (eeew), kicking tyres, the wife decided against a new car. I, on the other hand, have bought one. My trusty Duster, which saw me through a pandemic, was always there with a cheery smile, but had shite cup holders, is being part exchanged. You can look forward to putting your evening meal in them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 18 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Aye, well don't feckin' leave us in suspense, Loadsamoney. Or are you too embarrassed to admit you've bought an Audi / BMW ? Even better. A Vauxhall Crossland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 9 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Even better. A Vauxhall Crossland. Know couple people with them and they've had no end of trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 minutes ago, RH33 said: Know couple people with them and they've had no end of trouble. I swore never to buy a Vauxhall again after the engine on my last one exploded. Parts literally came through the bodywork and across the street. So, if it beats that I'm on to a winner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 8 minutes ago, RH33 said: Know couple people with them and they've had no end of trouble. Straight in with the uppercut. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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