mathematics Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 22 minutes ago, mathematics said: I'm not a complete hippie. So Mrs M is only slightly lazier than you then?? Significantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Some amount of arsehole partners on here tbh. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Some amount of arsehole partners on here tbh.Mines suffers more from a lack of common sense than anything tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Friday night she suddenly started panicking whilst I was in bed that her one of her pet rabbits is possibly dying and we need to go to the out of hours vets. Turns out he was fine. £250 paid out just to find out that the rabbit had slight constipation and should be fine in a couple of hours. Then today, I find out that she’s broken the chest of drawers, first by putting away something that’s still damp, causing mould in the bottom shelf, and then overloading one of the shelves causing it to break, so that’s another expenditure. [emoji19]id have replaced the rabbit. my partner is a shit for over filling drawers. its not just tge chance of damage that frustrates me its not being able to look through the clothes without emptying half the drawer then puttinv everything back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 11/01/2019 at 19:55, ah-dee said: im in the same boat as you guys when it comes her spending/shopping. ive mentioned it on here before that i gave her a substantial amount over the last few months (£3.5k give or take) and £1.5k was paying off a studio account she had. just today for example i have taken in 3 deliveries for her. all unnecessary shite. shes out for tea with her pals tonight so the boot in the pie shall be administered tomorrow morning and may be repeated. That sounds more like an addiction than an annoyance that can be cured with a kick in the pie. Cognitive behavioural therapy if available might be worth a go, but she'd still probably need a kick in the pie to agree to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Reading through this lot makes me appreciate escaping from it even more.FWIW, my pet hate was coming home to a cooked meal sitting in the microwave (which I hated) for me to heat up as she couldn't be arsed waiting for me. She only worked part time, I would add. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 That sounds more like an addiction than an annoyance that can be cured with a kick in the pie. Cognitive behavioural therapy if available might be worth a go, but she'd still probably need a kick in the pie to agree to it.i dont doubt its an addiction. things get replaced for no reason when theres absolutely nothing wrong with them. this weekend was the bedroom curtains. last week was the livingroom lamps. drives me insane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 The milk to cereal ratio fiasco has arisen again. Went into the kitchen this morning to be confronted by a bowl, practically 80% filled with milk. ”what’s that” says I. ”my finished cereal” says she. ”there’s probably half a pint of milk in that bowl. How much cereal did you Have?” Says I. ”just a couple of spoon fulls, wasn’t really hungry to be honest. “ She says. “And you used about half a pint of milk just to lightly coat the 10 Cheerios you had, I take it?” Says I. She walks off in a huff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Some of the husbands on here sound like Jack Lemmon in The Odd Couple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Some of the husbands on here sound like Jack Lemmon in The Odd Couple. Some of the wives look like him as well. When he was in Some Like It Hot obvs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Some of the wives look like him as well. When he was in Some Like It Hot obvs. Nobodies perfect. And, wid, obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Can't wait for P&B posts to be read out in court when Mrs. Mularkey is found in several pieces in a wood. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 I wish my Mrs was even half as much of a slob some of the ladies here sound. She must be on the OCD spectrum. Fucking nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Can't wait for P&B posts to be read out in court when Mrs. Mularkey is found in several pieces in a wid. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 She decides what she wants to do, after consulting the girls (so she has someone to blame if it doesn't work out), then asks me what I think. I give my opinion it's "Oh no, no, we're not doing that." Why f****** ask me then. Current impasse is regarding chairs for the living room. She has been offered 2 by her sister which I think are too big for the space available. After a week of phone calls/measuring and "what do you thinks?" we're getting them. This is very similar to the fridge situation. She got a fridge from her sister which had half the storage capacity (but twice as much freezer capacity to be fair). If I'd got a fridge which was only half the storage capacity of the old one I'd never have heard the end of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: This is very similar to the fridge situation. She got a fridge from her sister which had half the storage capacity (but twice as much freezer capacity to be fair). If I'd got a fridge which was only half the storage capacity of the old one I'd never have heard the end of it. Plenty of room to keep her in until you decide how best to dispose of her, then. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu_mfc Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Fell out with me the other day for "interrupting" her. She was about to start talking but I said something first, telling her she was a fucking loony did not help but kept me amused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I couldn’t help myself today...We are talking about decorating our bedroom so we are in the shop having a look, she’s done her homework so she know what she wants.She comes through with this hideous wallpaper (for her feature wall) it’s got some sort of birds on it. So she says to me...“What about this?”“Your kidding?”“Of course, I’m in the habit of picking up the most horrible wall paper in the shop”I just couldn’t help myself “so we agree that its horrible then!”Really looking forward to a good nights sleep in the spare room!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I couldn’t help myself today...We are talking about decorating our bedroom so we are in the shop having a look, she’s done her homework so she know what she wants.She comes through with this hideous wallpaper (for her feature wall) it’s got some sort of birds on it. So she says to me...“What about this?”“Your kidding?”“Of course, I’m in the habit of picking up the most horrible wall paper in the shop”I just couldn’t help myself “so we agree that its horrible then!”Really looking forward to a good nights sleep in the spare room!!! A feature wall is so 2012. Get her telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Talks in her sleep. Apart from recognising the odd swear words, I have no clue as to what language she is talking in. She has been doing it for years, always in the same strange language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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