The_Kincardine Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 30 minutes ago, tamthebam said: There are females in the Western Isles called names like Donaldina which I always thought was a bit odd. Imagine though we did the same thing as the Septics: "Hi, I'm Shug McGlumpher the Fourth..." Also in Sutherland/Caithness. I have Teuchter cousins called Hectorina and Angusina. They make it easy, though. One is Rina and the other is Ina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 40 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: With names like that, I bet it usually turns out that it's a family tradition or somesuch. Not that it's an excuse, but folk do daft things for family and tradition. My mother had to be talked out of giving me five middle names as using the mother's maiden name (along with the previous ones going back generations) had become the thing to do in one branch of the family. Mental. Same in the wife's family although they stopped at 3 middle names. We restored normality by sticking with just both mother's maiden names for ours. Apart from anything else, it takes so much time when you have to fill in a form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 22 minutes ago, Academically Deficient said: Same in the wife's family although they stopped at 3 middle names. We restored normality by sticking with just both mother's maiden names for ours. Apart from anything else, it takes so much time when you have to fill in a form. My kids each have two middle names. I'd have been happy giving them zero, but its an argument I wasn't ever going to win. Absolute nonsense, done for the "benefit" of others rather than the kids you are naming. Fucking bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 In the Western Isles, the first son is named after the father's father and the second after the mother's father. If they are both called Donald then a middle name is useful to tell them apart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 15 hours ago, tree house tam said: Started a new job and I'm in charge of a group of six guys. One of said guys thinks he's actually the boss and gets involved in shite he shouldn't. Think I might punch his puss on Monday. Hearts new Tennent sixes coach found. Anyway I’m going in to work to meet some colleagues tomorrow at 11. I’m hoping we’ll be in the boozer by 12. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Fullerene said: In the Western Isles, the first son is named after the father's father and the second after the mother's father. If they are both called Donald then a middle name is useful to tell them apart. Or, being the Western Isles, if they're the same person... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 14 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Aye but, I've always had the impression that this kind of shit is normal. Always melts my mind when I hear about employers allowing their employees to sack off work for family reasons; nobody I've ever worked for would put up with that. My current lot are just sneaky and incompetent - I've worked for some real psychos. Probably explains why every single employer I've ever had went out of business...wouldn't surprise me if the current one goes the same way TBH. I think it's time to admit that the problem may be me! 3 of the building contractors I worked for went bust. (Out of 5) One of the professional firms I worked for closed down. Another one was taken over. (Out of 5) Maybe we're jinxes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: 3 of the building contractors I worked for went bust. (Out of 5) One of the professional firms I worked for closed down. Another one was taken over. (Out of 5) Maybe we're jinxes... I've had to come to terms with the fact that I only appear employable to companies that are freewheeling towards destruction, are absolutely desperate, and have already pissed off enough people in their industry that anyone with common sense knows to stay well away from them. In my defence, I didn't hear anything bad about the current one until after I joined. Everyone becomes very vocal once they know you're already in the shit 3 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Then you absolutely need to go up a level and get your branch investigated and stewards replaced, that is the height of breach of trust. I can't really say why that's not an option without making it easier to identify who I work for. It's been tried before, by someone who was walking away anyway, and absolutely nothing happened. The trick appears to be to keep your head down and look for something else. And bitch anonymously on internet forums, obviously 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 11 hours ago, Busta Nut said: While we are on names I deal with the general public a lot and the amount of people who are called things like: Donald McDonald Steven Stevenson William Williamson Edward Edwards Neil Neilson I used to know a guy called Alexander Alexander - he was just known as Double Sandy (great nickname I thought) This was maybe 40 odd years ago. Come to think of it there was a Sandy Alexander in the same village too....so there were Double Double Sandy's.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Caledonian1 said: I used to know a guy called Alexander Alexander - he was just known as Double Sandy (great nickname I thought) This was maybe 40 odd years ago. Come to think of it there was a Sandy Alexander in the same village too....so there were Double Double Sandy's.......... Say no more... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Caledonian1 said: I used to know a guy called Alexander Alexander - he was just known as Double Sandy (great nickname I thought) This was maybe 40 odd years ago. Was he a coach driver? I knew a guy named that, but he always used his middle name and not many people knew about it. If it's not the same guy then there are more c***s around naming bairns than I thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 I worked with a guy who regularly received emails meant for someone who has the same name but in reverse, ie surname, first name. They got to know each other pretty well.My surname is also a first name, I used to go to with a lassie with it, if we’d got married she’d have had the same surname and first name.There's an Allison Allison who works for one of the local authorities I work with. I've never asked, but have assumed she married into the surname rather than being born with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Its not really the same but my old teacher was called Miss Barber, and married someone called Mr Hair. Apparently theres someone in Perth & Kinross whos given their 3 children middle names of the Greek Gods. Oldests middle name is Zeus, middle is Posiedon, and I cant remember the 3rd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 On 05/09/2020 at 14:25, ICTChris said: I worked with a guy who regularly received emails meant for someone who has the same name but in reverse, ie surname, first name. They got to know each other pretty well. My surname is also a first name, I used to go to with a lassie with it, if we’d got married she’d have had the same surname and first name. Yeah, I know a Stewart Campbell and a Campbell Stewart...I always have that mament of indecision when I run into one of them what way round this particular one's names are. Years back, I briefly went out with a girl whose first name was a near-homophone of mine...every lassie both of us knew seemed to think it was too cute for words... "This isn't really working out..." "It's the names thing, eh?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said: Its not really the same but my old teacher was called Miss Barber, and married someone called Mr Hair. Apparently theres someone in Perth & Kinross whos given their 3 children middle names of the Greek Gods. Oldests middle name is Zeus, middle is Posiedon, and I cant remember the 3rd. The first two are nearly passable, but I don't think much of that one. Edited September 6, 2020 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Hillonearth said: Yeah, I know a Stewart Campbell and a Campbell Stewart...I always have that mament of indecision when I run into one of them what way round this particular one's names are. Years back, I briefly went out with a girl whose first name was a near-homophone of mine...every lassie both of us knew seemed to think it was too cute for words... "This isn't really working out..." "It's the names thing, eh?" I once dated a girl who had the same first name as me. To this day she is still the only girl I've ever met call Brian. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 4 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Its not really the same but my old teacher was called Miss Barber, and married someone called Mr Hair. Apparently theres someone in Perth & Kinross whos given their 3 children middle names of the Greek Gods. Oldests middle name is Zeus, middle is Posiedon, and I cant remember the 3rd. Lethe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Its not really the same but my old teacher was called Miss Barber, and married someone called Mr Hair. Apparently theres someone in Perth & Kinross whos given their 3 children middle names of the Greek Gods. Oldests middle name is Zeus, middle is Posiedon, and I cant remember the 3rd.I had no idea this c**t stayed in Scotland tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 In a previous job I came across the Fyall family. The man of the house obviously had somewhat twisted parents, with the middle name Peter... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 I now taught a lassie called Rosie Cock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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