Derry Alli Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 I started with new company mid summer. Quickly asked what happens at Christmas and found out last year the bosses took the scrap and went on a night out where none of the site boys were invited. Scrap was at that point quickly never returned to workshop which has led to a few underhand wee scroaters doing investigations but the customers are brand new once explained to them and they just tell bosses they kept it themselves. Scrap kitty currently sits at £650(ish) for the four Dundee boys. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 6 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I started with new company mid summer. Quickly asked what happens at Christmas and found out last year the bosses took the scrap and went on a night out where none of the site boys were invited. That's the tightest most miserable thing I've heard, what a bunch of c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewanandmoreagain Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 O.P. **** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Well documented that this time of year is a downer but heard one of my colleagues yesterday say, "That's the week 40% done". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 8 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Well documented that this time of year is a downer but heard one of my colleagues yesterday say, "That's the week 40% done". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 I mostly work in the community by myself (support worker) but I like to go into the office to have feel a wee bit of esprit de corps. The management lassies in the office have saw fit to bring their dogs in. These mutts are not very well trained (I wear a lumie yellow cycling jacket which triggers a fuckton of barking from a spaniel called "bubble") but their owners are the classic modern dog owners who reckon that a'body else should bear the brunt of their dog's behaviour. Frankly if you have a full time job you shouldn't have a dog. Or if you do and simply have to bring it in to work, then train it so that it doesn't bark at folk. Absolute madness. There have been as many as 4 dogs in the office. Wild. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 2 hours ago, velo army said: There have been as many as 4 dogs in the office. Wild. Sounds fucking brilliant tbh. Chuck the humans, keep the dugs. Mon the dugs. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Just now, Derry Alli said: Sounds fucking brilliant tbh. Chuck the humans, keep the dugs. Mon the dugs. Och honestly I enjoy dogs, but not untrained barking dogs in a fucking office. Being leapt upon by a hyper dug when I've just popped in to write up some notes. Rubbish. One of them is a french bulldog. One is a lab which is great fun, but isn't trained enough not to bark whenever someone comes into the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, velo army said: Och honestly I enjoy dogs, but not untrained barking dogs in a fucking office. Being leapt upon by a hyper dug when I've just popped in to write up some notes. Rubbish. One of them is a french bulldog. One is a lab which is great fun, but isn't trained enough not to bark whenever someone comes into the office. Shug would be a great office dog, he doesn't bark but makes everyone feel loved and want to be their pal. We were at a nice restaurant just before Christmas and this posh old woman came in with her scrawny mutt, then her husband arrived with a second one. I'm not a fan of dogs in restaurants. Edited January 18, 2023 by Madame RH33 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 2 hours ago, velo army said: I mostly work in the community by myself (support worker) but I like to go into the office to have feel a wee bit of esprit de corps. The management lassies in the office have saw fit to bring their dogs in. These mutts are not very well trained (I wear a lumie yellow cycling jacket which triggers a fuckton of barking from a spaniel called "bubble") but their owners are the classic modern dog owners who reckon that a'body else should bear the brunt of their dog's behaviour. Frankly if you have a full time job you shouldn't have a dog. Or if you do and simply have to bring it in to work, then train it so that it doesn't bark at folk. Absolute madness. There have been as many as 4 dogs in the office. Wild. Bringing dugs to work? I've never heard the like. Take a rabbit and fire it in to the room and leave the door open. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Bringing dugs to work? I've never heard the like. Take a rabbit and fire it in to the room and leave the door open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 In my old work we had 3 office dogs. They were very quiet, nice to have around. The new director of HR came for a visit. The next day she sent out a directive to the whole organisation on rules and procedures, and this banned the dogs. The dog owners decided just to ignore it. Everyone in our office agreed. The dogs and their predecessors had been there for 20 years. As far as I know, the director has long gone and the dogs are still there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, scottsdad said: In my old work we had 3 office dogs. They were very quiet, nice to have around. The new director of HR came for a visit. The next day she sent out a directive to the whole organisation on rules and procedures, and this banned the dogs. The dog owners decided just to ignore it. Everyone in our office agreed. The dogs and their predecessors had been there for 20 years. As far as I know, the director has long gone and the dogs are still there. I didn't think dogs lived that long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I didn't think dogs lived that long. Cornetto has them as part of his Deadpool squad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 A Security Guard, Police Officer or a Farmer might have reason to have a dog at work. Blind people could have a concession but the rest can forget it. It's bad enough on Teams with clowns showing you their stupid fucking pets, without bringing in to a workplace. They should be made to tie them to a fence outside. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A Security Guard, Police Officer and a Farmer met in a pub. Boom Boom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Wonder if Slippery P has any dogs at his work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 20 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A Security Guard, Police Officer or a Farmer might have reason to have a dog at work. Blind people could have a concession but the rest can forget it. It's bad enough on Teams with clowns showing you their stupid fucking pets, without bringing in to a workplace. They should be made to tie them to a fence outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 I hate my customers. Wonder if Biggie would let me take Smudger to work... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 7 hours ago, velo army said: I mostly work in the community by myself (support worker) but I like to go into the office to have feel a wee bit of esprit de corps. The management lassies in the office have saw fit to bring their dogs in. These mutts are not very well trained (I wear a lumie yellow cycling jacket which triggers a fuckton of barking from a spaniel called "bubble") but their owners are the classic modern dog owners who reckon that a'body else should bear the brunt of their dog's behaviour. Frankly if you have a full time job you shouldn't have a dog. Or if you do and simply have to bring it in to work, then train it so that it doesn't bark at folk. Absolute madness. There have been as many as 4 dogs in the office. Wild. I'm not even allowed to take balloons past the reception in my work as there is someone with a latex allergy, How'd ye get away with dugs? I love animals but more than a once off I can see dugs being a pain in the hole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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