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1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

Why would they when they've managed to brainwash the existing staff into thinking it's normal for everyone to come in on their days off to work?

Where existing staff have never had a previous job, it does not require that much brainwashing.  If you never known anything different and you want to appear to be a good worker then it is very easy to do this.

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Hi Mullarkey*
Can you please have a look at the attached and let me have any comments by 5 today please. I need to send this off.
Thanks,
Colin Hunt
 
Firstly, you finish at 4pm today you dildo
Secondly,  f**k off.
Thirdly, no c**t is going to do anything with the attachment until 4 Jan at the earliest anyway.
Fourthly, I’m at home on my second Peroni of the day.
Fifthly, f**k off.
*not my real name
I always thought you were a bit of a Colin Hunt.
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2 hours ago, peasy23 said:

Went in last night and a big tub of Roses had been left in the canteen, at first glance it looked as if there was still a lot left in it but it turned out it was mostly filled with empty wrappers. Scum. Subhuman scum.

 

You don’t want to see anyone lose their job this close to Christmas, but that’s surely a sacking offence.

 

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1 hour ago, Twinkle said:

My staff have given me a huge bag full of gifts again this year. Can safely say that im well looked after. Them on the other hand.... emoji38.png

Do the mugs come in and work for free when they're supposed to be on holiday?

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1 hour ago, Twinkle said:

My staff have given me a huge bag full of gifts again this year. Can safely say that im well looked after. Them on the other hand.... emoji38.png

I'm having the two folk that work in the office beside me for Christmas dinner.

Not my idea but their mother insists.

 

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4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

I'm having the two folk that work in the office beside me for Christmas dinner.

Not my idea but their mother insists.

Are you starring in a reboot of the Hansel & Gretel story?

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2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I'm going to guess Granny works with his own kids.

Either that, or their mother is an absolute MILF, and he's on a promise for Hogmanay.

It’s the former.  :(

I wish it was the latter.  :(:(

 

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2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I'm going to guess Granny works with his own kids.

Either that, or their mother is an absolute MILF, and he's on a promise for Hogmanay.

I'm guessing it's grandkids and he's a supplier to Primark.

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