Menzel Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 I'm genuinely interested in why bennett made a fake profile as a viking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 I'm genuinely interested in why bennett made a fake profile as a viking. More dots to give The Tedi? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Didn't think of that right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Well this is taking my mind off my team losing to Craig Thomsons Celtic.Thanks lads. Didn’t know you’d a son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Didn’t know you’d a son. Neither did I. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Monkey Tennis making a stake for worst poster 2018? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 The idea is entirely your own, you ludicrous Supras tribute act. He's more like Oaksoft to me - a pompous sanctimonious git We lost to Dundee on Fri..... Oh right mate, bad result for you guys.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 On 9/9/2017 at 13:15, Sergeant Wilson said: 1.J_Stewart: A personality vacuum wrapped up in a charisma by pass. 2. Gunther: He will crack and kill again. 3. Johnny Dapp: It takes a special sort to have two entries in a top 5. He is worth both though. 4. Big Fat Tabby Dave: Something underlies his posts. Too matey. Too sweet to be wholesome. I think he might smell of wet dog as well. 5. Jimmy85: A one trick pony. My family will no doubt be burnt alive in front of me for saying so. Here's my five cuntos. A long time ago now, but MS panicked me by rushing the closure date. I regret naming Jimmy, Boostin Kev should've had that place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverWolfe Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 I've just calmly observed that some of the stuff on here is not impressive. It's alright though, the P&B clique can post anything they want without reprimand and gang up on you when you don't engage in the massive dutch rudder session. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Honestly, Monkey Tennis is the most boring, buzz killington on this site. Aye Bennett etc are shite posters but at least we get a wee giggle at them. With MT, all you get is eye-bleeding, boring, cliche ridden pish that absolutely no one wants to hear. Kind of arsehole that has Ofcom on speed-dial every time there’s a swear word before 9pm on tv. Do us all a favour and just f**k off you boring roaster. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Supras gave you small glimpses into his tragic life and had objectively good politics around drugs legalisation. oaksoft is genuinely psychotic and you can trace his meltdown firmly back to the build up to the referendum. I can't think of a single redeeming feature of MT. He's just fucking boring. Even if he replies to this I'm certain I'll struggle to read through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Supras gave you small glimpses into his tragic life and had objectively good politics around drugs legalisation. oaksoft is genuinely psychotic and you can trace his meltdown firmly back to the build up to the referendum. I can't think of a single redeeming feature of MT. He's just fucking boring. Even if he replies to this I'm certain I'll struggle to read through it. You're just copying what others have posted just to get likes..... Pretty boring actually. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Honestly, Monkey Tennis is the most boring, buzz killington on this site. Aye Bennett etc are shite posters but at least we get a wee giggle at them. With MT, all you get is eye-bleeding, boring, cliche ridden pish that absolutely no one wants to hear. Kind of arsehole that has Ofcom on speed-dial every time there’s a swear word before 9pm on tv. Do us all a favour and just f**k off you boring roaster. I disagree 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 4 hours ago, heedthebaa said: It’s the norm I’m afraid. I’ve often wondered is Bennett really fat, are all the over 40s really alkies etc etc You don’t help yourself do you So do I I’m presuming the P stands for private or personal, another thing I find tacky is the fact some find it funny to post them. Each to their own I suppose fairy nuff- I'm over 40 and an alkie (when some else is buying!!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 29 minutes ago, bennett said: You're just copying what others have posted just to get likes..... Pretty boring actually. There's a lot of it Bennett. They know that to stray from a narrow orthodoxy is to invite punishment, so a lot of them just say the same things as each other. They must find it reassuring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 18 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said: There's a lot of it Bennett. They know that to stray from a narrow orthodoxy is to invite punishment, so a lot of them just say the same things as each other. They must find it reassuring. Your selfless dedication to continually pointing this, and other shortcomings, out despite you not being at all personally bothered by what other people write is an inspiration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Bennet and that Vicky the Viking thing is amazing. My number 1 vote, I never actually had 8mile in my top 5 so I might’ve just swung it He’s not even that bad for me, just constantly irritating, like RGs points earlier, doesn’t talk football at all. It’s only snide wee comments about words like Sevco, all he can muster and it’s a pain in the arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Delighted a road cyclist has been crowned the forums' worst. Backs up my findings that road cyclists are thick, agressive, bland, and have absolutely no redeeming features. Bennett is an absolute w**k puffin, and a worthy recipient. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 On 9/4/2017 at 23:50, sjc said: 1. Bennett - utterly pointless poster. Adds nothing to a debate by continually playing the man and not the ball then runs away when challenged on anything. Lives in a run down B&B. 2. Wunfellaf - regularly stank the forum out with his pish although not really surprising as he lived in a bin. 3. Seamus - Celtic uber fan that has never attended Parkhead probably due to his belief that his downtrodden, oppressed hoops played out of Auschwitz. Claims to be an IT consultant when in reality he works on the bins. 4. DavieBhoy - Would find extenuating circumstances to defend Pol Pot for committing genocide on 3m Cambodians if he were a Celtic player. Even used pictures of dead Palestinian children in a match thread. (I remain convinced this is a Seamus alias so will change if confirmed) 5. Hibeesbounce75 - a fully grown Manchild that shouldn't be allowed to use sharp implements unsupervised let alone reproduce. Had to be talked down from his homemade gallows after a pre christmas defeat to Dundee Utd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, PB 4.2 said: Delighted a road cyclist has been crowned the forums' worst. Backs up my findings that road cyclists are thick, agressive, bland, and have absolutely no redeeming features. Bennett is an absolute w**k puffin, and a worthy recipient. ^^^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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