NotThePars Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 If you would like to learn anything else about hip hop terms drop me a PM. If I don't know I'll ask one of my 'homies' to pass on the information. This is a hate crime. I'm phoning the police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 6 hours ago, NotThePars said: This is a hate crime. I'm phoning the police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 Tied with Stanley... (for 17th) It's a mark of how detrimental to P&B Rangers Football Club as an entity is when you consider that this is the first entrant in the list who is a regular contributor to the Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread, or BRALT. The BRALT is a byword for the absolute worst that P&B has to offer. Being a fan of Rangers or Celtic is bad enough, being a fan of Rangers or Celtic whose primary concern is Celtic or Rangers is much, much worse. So consider then what sort of state you have to be in to not be a fan of either of those, yet have tens of thousands of posts dedicated to Rangers. To spend all your time debating the issue of Rangers' finances with intellectual luminaries such as the banned racist number 8, the banned racist JohnnyC, the banned idiot dhenbhoy and bennett. Imagine years of that influence and the effect it can have. Consider this video, in which P&B favourite Alan Partridge brainstorms ideas for new television shows to a BBC executive, becoming increasingly desperate as it becomes obvious that none of his ideas will be picked up: A masterpiece in the everyday irreverent surrealism which makes Alan Partridge so endearing, listen to some of these ideas. Monkey Tennis. Monkey Tennis! Imagine it! Monkeys playing tennis! The outcome would be so bad it could only be funny, yet at the same time you know it could never happen and is the product of a deranged mind unique to this classic comic character. Now that the entire point of the joke, character and programme has been explained, multiply that by about twenty thousand and you have a fair estimation of @Monkey Tennis' contributions to P&B. And they're all about Rangers. "Tedious as f**k. Has absolutely no objectivity on certain subjects and tries too hard to fit in on others. Sometimes those two things even come together, which is funny to watch, but also goes to show how shit he is." "a poster who has the unique ability to suck the entire life out of any match thread. What he lacks in sense of humour he more than makes up for in sheer dullness. Also obsesses a ridiculous amount about the ****. Out of sheer long term commitment to a cause that everyone else stopped caring about years ago, he is just the worst." "Kills any dialogue with boredom." "I would rather watch a glacier melt than read one of his posts" "absolutely ruins any thread he posts on with tiresome shite comments and is the most boring person I have ever encountered on here." I was going to add more but I dozed off. Just remember that if you think Monkey Tennis is improving, we're always an early Rangers cup exit away from him boring us all to death. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 (edited) My contributions are not all about Rangers at all. I'm one of the main contributors on the Queens threads and Scotland ones. Right now, I'm wading tiresomely into a couple of Celtic ones. Slag me off for being dull if it suits you, but the charge about only ever posting about Rangers is rather stupid. They don't do much of interest these days. If they lose this afternoon mind... Edited October 22, 2017 by Monkey Tennis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Ffs Sanchez I fell asleep reading that post, far too pompous and full of self importance. ------------------------------------------ If someone does a top posters thread Monkey, I'll be sure to mention your many finer qualities. -8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 My contributions are not all about Rangers at all. I'm one of the main contributors on the Queens threads and Scotland ones. Right now, I'm wading tiresomely into a couple of Celtic ones. Slag me off for being dull if it suits you, but the charge about only ever posting about Rangers is rather stupid. They don't do much of interest these days. If they lose this afternoon mind... You are an absolute loser MT, always have been and always will be. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Disagree completely. MT has skewered the four asterisks on many occasions and that's never not a good thing. Got a hang up about QOS being microscopic in comparison to the Bairnabeau Behemoths though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Don't think I've come across (Kenneth Williams, etc) Monkey Tennis very often, but if bennett is white knighting for him I can only assume he's absolutely dreadful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 MT can be tedious and he does seem to have a hard on for denigrating Sevco, so all in all, good guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 I like MT. His determination and committment to pedantry should be admired along with his utter contempt for THEM. Boooo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 My contributions are not all about Rangers at all. I'm one of the main contributors on the Queens threads and Scotland ones. Right now, I'm wading tiresomely into a couple of Celtic ones. Slag me off for being dull if it suits you, but the charge about only ever posting about Rangers is rather stupid. They don't do much of interest these days. If they lose this afternoon mind... Hurting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Monkey Tennis said: My contributions are not all about Rangers at all. I'm one of the main contributors on the Queens threads and Scotland ones. Right now, I'm wading tiresomely into a couple of Celtic ones. Slag me off for being dull if it suits you, but the charge about only ever posting about Rangers is rather stupid. They don't do much of interest these days. If they lose this afternoon mind... I wouldn't pay it too much attention. It's a silly wee poll, run by a guy who obviously has f**k all better to do with his sad miserable life, voted in by a handful of folk who also drool over the results, some tongue-in-cheek others in all seriousness. PS please keep denigrating Sevco and their moronic supporters at every opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Dindeleux said: You are an absolute loser MT, always have been and always will be. Thank you for those kind words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 33 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I wouldn't pay it too much attention. It's a silly wee poll, run by a guy who obviously has f**k all better to do with his sad miserable life, voted in by a handful of folk who also drool over the results, some tongue-in-cheek others in all seriousness. PS please keep denigrating Sevco and their moronic supporters at every opportunity. I just thought that given that he'd put such effort into his wee attack, I'd better put him right about the mistakes contained therein. He'll thank me for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 @Monkey Tennisis a thoroughly decent bloke who made a poor life choice in becoming a fluffer for the brain-dead dross on The Big Thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 All these posters who don’t care about the thread seem to be back again. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: All these posters who don’t care about the thread seem to be back again. Yep. Not caring so much must be hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Do we have a run down of the list so far? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Do we have a run down of the list so far? @Miguel Sanchez needs to update his original post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Why is MT getting such a hard time. Seems like a decent guy to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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