Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Hey, some more shouting sweary gratuitous abuse. Impressive stuff in adults, this. You're like a lost soul outside the BRALT -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) 18 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: You're like a lost soul outside the BRALT You joined in with the "boring" line and now you're going with the one about only posting about Rangers too. I'd no idea you were quite this needy Jupe. Edited October 23, 2017 by Monkey Tennis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 On 9/24/2017 at 19:51, Jmothecat2 said: That doesn't actually sound as bad as I had thought, I just thought he saw a puddle, thought 'aye, I fancy a bit of that!' And went for a drink. Whilst drunk, you've just puked your booze up, feel a bit disorientated, got spew remnants in your mouth, you see a puddle. I can sort of understand how something like that could happen. He was quite young at the time to wasn't he? Everyone does stupid things whilst steaming at that age. 18 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 They not more like a tsunami to you, stumpy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 12 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Ladies, Gentlemen and personas. Ask and ye shall receive. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/242508-pie-and-bovril-most-frightening-posters-in-history/&page=17 My time on P&B as The Diabolical One was a good era for me on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 8mile making a rip roaring c**t of himself here before his nomination and placing is even revealed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 You know your online persona needs a bit of work done to it if even Magees feeling entitled to challenge it. If random guy pops up next he's really fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 8mile making a rip roaring c**t of himself here before his nomination and placing is even revealed You're Trying too hard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 17 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Do we have a run down of the list so far? 17 hours ago, throbber said: @Miguel Sanchez needs to update his original post. I have now done this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 2 hours ago, 8MileBU said: They not more like a tsunami to you, stumpy? Some banter persona heed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) In 16th place with 17 points and 2 first place votes is, I believe, the only poster to have actively tried to place highly on this list. It comes naturally for people like 8mile, you see. Sadly we only have one testimonial, but what it lacks in descriptive power it makes up for in conciseness and accuracy: "thick minter c**t" Yes, if there's one thing P&B can bring out in its users it's a wholly misplaced sense of grandeur and relevance. The sort of roaster who thinks any attention is good attention is the reason threads like this are so endearing regardless of what pensioners who offer square goes to other posters will tell you and today in Lanarkshire we have one of the oddest characters going. Let's see if any of these facts clue you in: "Athiest" Standard. "Category 5 Referee for the Scottish Football Association." Oh dear. "Like dark humour like that of South Park and Rick and Morty." To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid "Hamilton Accies and Birmingham City supporter" DING DING DING DING Yes, in 16th place we have none other than everyone's favourite Tory voting Hamilton dwelling shite quiff sporting boyfriend of Brogan, @Im_Rodger. Fair play to the boy, with so much going against him he fair manages to rile people up, although the more you learn about him the more your disgust turns to pity. Much like Glen Minter's earlier placing there's no doubt that Rodger acts out to cover up some deep degree of inadequacy in his own life. Being a Tory voting Hamilton fan would have anyone needing to lash out. Then again, being the sort of person who poses for photos with a can of Strongbow Dark Fruits is beyond any sort of explanation: I'd thought Rodger was largely ignored by anyone with any sense but apparently his trolling has its audience. At least now he knows nobody respects him or anything he says. Completely devoid of any redeeming features, Rodger will actually be disappointed with his placing. And he'll mean it too. Edited October 23, 2017 by Miguel Sanchez 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Im_Roaster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 He liked the post within two minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Curly hair and rampant acne must be a hit with the women of Hamilton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Rick and morty isn’t even half as good as South Park. But fair work Miguel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 It's because he has that tory signature. Being a conservative or a *** on P&B is a guaranteed way to send boys mental with such little effort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Was that picture taken at Halloween? That can't be your own hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Is that a forehead or a fivehead?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Is that a forehead or a fivehead?? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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