Hillonearth Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 10 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Weird how he's always depicted as a white guy with blond hair and blue eyes, although that's probably a more contemporary, racist thing. In the mentions of him were there ever any descriptions of how he looked? What if he forged a name to get on to the Roman census in order to try and buy Roman citizenship? That's happened before. He was supposedly jewish, so why were his followers not jewish? If they were following his lead surely he was just behaving as per the jewish religion anyway? There was a documentary a while back where they did a facial reconstruction on a skull from the right period found close to where he was supposedly buried. The result looks a lot more Middle Eastern than most Jewish people look these days as a lot of them have intermarried with Europeans over the last couple of thousand years. If he existed at all, it's a cert he didn't look like the bass player in a Scandinavian metal band the way he's portrayed in a lot of European paintings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 20 hours ago, madwullie said: TBF though even if he was a con-artist etc at least his con wasn't to better himself necessarily and he spread a decent message. Ditch all that evil shit in the OT and be fucking sound to each other lads is a fair fucks message imo Same message that Siddhattha Gautama was saying 563 years before, he couldn't even think of his own slogans, put him down for plagiarism, as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 If you actually go back and read how Jesus is depicted the Gospels of Mathew, Mark, Luke & John then it's literally Good guy!, Good guy!, Good guy!, w**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Jesus doesn't want any of you for a sunbeam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 I can't be bothered reading but this thread started years ago.Was there a resurrection? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 *Borat voice* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 On 03/06/2021 at 12:52, TheScarf said: Fictional character in a book of fiction IMO. What about the guy down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: What about the guy down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis? He's a liar and Im not sure about you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Imagine being stupid enough to be religious in 2021. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Imagine being stupid enough to be religious in 2021. See also, using religion as an excuse to be a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 46 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He's a liar and Im not sure about you. Oh darling, you're so popular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 18 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Imagine being stupid enough to be religious in 2021. It’s understandable in some countries where educational standards are still very low. It’s unforgivable in countries where there is a high level of educational attainment. Of course there is also massive social/cultural/family pressures even in such countries. People brainwashed from their earliest age and threatened with severe sanctions for apostasy will find it difficult to break free from the cycle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 36 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Oh darling, you're so popular. Must be ma big baldy dome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Avon Barksdale said: *Borat voice* Let me guess: ”my wife sits and looks at her phone all through a film we’ve agreed to watch and hasn’t got a fucking clue what’s going on” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Let me guess: ”my wife sits and looks at her phone all through a film we’ve agreed to watch and hasn’t got a fucking clue what’s going on”"My wife lighteth her Virginia Killing Stick upon thy hearth" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 My favourite Jesus meme. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 58 minutes ago, Stormzy said: My favourite Jesus meme. Must admit the first Tory Jesus meme I saw I nearly pissed myself. The joke got old v quick but that first cherry popper was an absolute beauty 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 I think if they made Jesus more of a shagger that could handle himself in fights I might have bought into it but they make him such a pussy from the jump. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Avon Barksdale said: *Borat voice* So are you saying he wasn't gay? Those toga pics with the boys had me fooled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 What does the H stand for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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