greendot Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, A96 said: Bound to have been mentioned in relation to the golf ....but shouting out something inane a split second after a player hits a shot. I'm not sure what it is the morons are shouting, but I think I could make out a shout of "Mashed potatoes !!" in an American accent (probably put on) immediately after Dustin Johnson struck a tee shot a wee while ago. Deserving of the spiked sole of an old golf shoe being swiftly administered to the moron's knackers. Aye it's putting me off watching the open. Seems to be a fall out from recent Ryder cups where a boisterous atmosphere is encouraged and it's becoming more of a norm to the majors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: I thought it was quite obvious Alan Stubbs was a terrible manager and only hibs fans (somewhat understandably) protest it. Which reminds me of a vox pop I saw when Hibs and Hearts were both managerless in late-2019. A Hearts fan came on and said he wanted Jack Ross for Hearts, then a Hibs fan came on and said he wanted Jack Ross for Hibs and then another Hearts fan came on saying he wanted Stephen Robinson (a fair choice at the time). Then some old Hibee wifey in Leith came on and crowed "Ah'd like Alan Stubbs back!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 6 hours ago, Highland Capital said: I think it was Marvin Andrews on A View From The Terrace who hinted that Alan Stubbs wasn't a very good manager but had a good squad who pulled together. How would Marvin Andrews know what type of manager Alan Stubbs was? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: How would Marvin Andrews know what type of manager Alan Stubbs was? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Some horsey c**t has paraded their shit factory through the town and let it turd everywhere, leaving it for the plebs to clear up. The "moron" part is that one pile is on the pavement, and appears to have been stomped on by everyone who passed by. How can people be so oblivious? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 The "moron" part is that one pile is on the pavement, and appears to have been stomped on by everyone who passed by. How can people be so oblivious?Phones. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Some horsey c**t has paraded their shit factory through the town and let it turd everywhere, leaving it for the plebs to clear up. The "moron" part is that one pile is on the pavement, and appears to have been stomped on by everyone who passed by. How can people be so oblivious? Maybe it was stomped on by other horses. See that a lot where I live. Pisses me off that you can let your horse deposit a barrow load of shite anywhere you like but if a dug drops a wet fart c***s want you jailed if you don’t wipe it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 59 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Phones. Jesus. Hopefully being up to the ankle in dung was worth liking Senga's picture of her dinner before they got home. I've another one - failing to understand how shipping services work. Talking to a p***k just now who asked to have something delivered before a certain date, so I got a quote for a quicker shipping service and told them how much extra it would cost. The response was, "no, I just want you to send it quicker so it'll arrive here faster" Had this all the time when working at the Post Office too - people asking to send something by Recorded Delivery because they needed it to arrive by the next day. I'd explain that Recorded Delivery just means that they have to sign for it at the other end; if you want a guarantee it'll arrive by the next day, you need Special Delivery. "Nah, I sent a letter Recorded Delivery once before and it arrived on time, so it'll be fine". Guess who'll be in the queue next week raging because the DWP closed their claim after their form arrived late 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 3 hours ago, BFTD said: Some horsey c**t has paraded their shit factory through the town and let it turd everywhere, leaving it for the plebs to clear up. The "moron" part is that one pile is on the pavement, and appears to have been stomped on by everyone who passed by. How can people be so oblivious? Folk used to shovel it up for the rhubarb and roses in Edinburgh when we had milk horses. I could do with a nag coming round my bit, my roses and rhubarb are a bit rubbish looking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 4 hours ago, BFTD said: Some horsey c**t has paraded their shit factory through the town and let it turd everywhere, leaving it for the plebs to clear up. The "moron" part is that one pile is on the pavement, and appears to have been stomped on by everyone who passed by. How can people be so oblivious? You would have had a great job as a traffic warden 200 years ago when basically the stuff was everywhere. "Hey you, clear that up. .. and you, and you, and you. ... " Actually not as stinky as what comes out of meat eating animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Left Back said: Maybe it was stomped on by other horses. See that a lot where I live. Pisses me off that you can let your horse deposit a barrow load of shite anywhere you like but if a dug drops a wet fart c***s want you jailed if you don’t wipe it up. Dog shit is a health risk. Horse shit isn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, coprolite said: Dog shit is a health risk. Horse shit isn't. It's still shit though, and shouldnt be left splattered all over public highways and pavements 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 49 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Folk used to shovel it up for the rhubarb and roses in Edinburgh when we had milk horses. I could do with a nag coming round my bit, my roses and rhubarb are a bit rubbish looking If that's a euphemism for what I think it is, a spot of discrete grooming can add an inch or two to the appearance of a gentleman's rhubarb patch. 4 minutes ago, Fullerene said: You would have had a great job as a traffic warden 200 years ago when basically the stuff was everywhere. "Hey you, clear that up. .. and you, and you, and you. ... " Actually not as stinky as what comes out of meat eating animals. Aye, but clearing up dung was an actual (and necessary) job back then; you don't expect car drivers to repair the potholes their use of the road creates, as it would be impractical, and it's necessary enough that people are employed to do it (well, they used to be, at least). It does rather stew my rhubarb that the few horsey types left take it for granted that everyone else should just have to put up with the mounds of dung they leave everywhere, but I suppose it evens out to know that morons with phones are willing to sleepwalk into it for our amusement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Dog shit is a health risk. Horse shit isn't. Said no microbiologist ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 11 hours ago, Loonytoons said: 13 hours ago, coprolite said: Dog shit is a health risk. Horse shit isn't. Said no microbiologist ever. Not sure you're allowed to mention those lads yet after their last couple of years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Not sure you're allowed to mention those lads yet after their last couple of years Of course you can, most of them never stopped posting on here 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Not sure you're allowed to mention those lads yet after their last couple of years Those are virologist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 (edited) Police are the worst for it, not only do they repeatedly infringe my human rights, they leave a big pile of horse shit behind when thy do it Edited August 8, 2022 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 07/08/2022 at 17:39, BFTD said: Some horsey c**t has paraded their shit factory through the town and let it turd everywhere, leaving it for the plebs to clear up. The "moron" part is that one pile is on the pavement, and appears to have been stomped on by everyone who passed by. How can people be so oblivious? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 What a truly terrible collection of trainers. Absolutely vile. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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