Loonytoons Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 29 minutes ago, TxRover said: You left out the fact it was your ex-wife? thankfully not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 7 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: thankfully not. Still married, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, TxRover said: Still married, eh? And I had to pay the fine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Whenever retirement/prison gets brought up. "Better off in prison, you get 3 square meals a day" Aye, nae bother mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 5 hours ago, GTG_03 said: Whenever retirement/prison gets brought up. "Better off in prison, you get 3 square meals a day" Aye, nae bother mate. Also that they're like hotels and you get a free PlayStation in every 'room'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Hood up in the car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 12 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Hood up in the car. Especially with the seat reclined to near horizontal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Calling Stella Artois Wife beater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 8 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Calling Stella Artois Wife beater. Aye. When we all ken it's Carly Special 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 4 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: When we all ken it's Carly Special That used to be Leg Opener in days of yore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 5, 2023 Author Share Posted February 5, 2023 Pronounce Van Gogh "Van Go". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 19 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Hood up in the car. it's a bonnet ye daftie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 8 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Pronounce Van Gogh "Van Go". "Van Hoch" for me, Clive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 (edited) Van Gogh was a real crowd pleaser, He was a bit of a pencil squeezer, He didn't paint the Mona Lisa, Cos that was some Italian geezer Spoiler I shall forgive Ian Dury his pronunciation of the name, thank you Edited February 5, 2023 by tamthebam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 phonetically imo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 On 05/02/2023 at 03:26, Eednud said: That used to be Leg Opener in days of yore. I was raised to believe that Diamond White was the leg opener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 13 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I was raised to believe that Diamond White was the leg opener. I only knew Double Diamond. They could have tripled, quadrupled or more and it still would have been pish, although still slightly better than Ushers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: I was raised to believe that Diamond White was the leg opener. Or Diamond Blush (same shit but with the classy addition of a hint of blackcurrant), if you had amorous intentions towards a partner with a more discerning and sophisticated palate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 23 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: Or Diamond Blush (same shit but with the classy addition of a hint of blackcurrant), if you had amorous intentions towards a partner with a more discerning and sophisticated palate. Blush, the sparkling Rose wine of cheap chemical laden industrial cider. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Blush, the sparkling Rose wine of cheap chemical laden industrial cider. I read that in the voice of the French dude who used to be in the Cointreau ads back in the day. Doesn't have the same ring as "Il y a huite cette herbes............." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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