djchapsticks Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 minute ago, buchan30 said: No good sir, i’m in the 4th level. See you've fucked it and read as 'devil' and not 'Devi' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 See you've fucked it and read as 'devil' and not 'Devi' I know. Should have been “no good sir, i just love a bevy” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 16, 2021 Author Share Posted March 16, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 As VT would say, birthday caird pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 minute ago, MuckleMoo said: 6 minutes ago, ICTChris said: As VT would say, birthday caird pish I think you'll find that it was Ford Kiernan who said that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 This is like the build up to a cup final. Admittedly like a cup final against pre 2021 Celtic when you know you will get pumped but you have to muster up some optimism 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Thinking of getting a can in now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 (edited) 23 hours ago, superbigal said: Daily Cases Update: So here we go the final daily update before the precise details about what qualifies you for Levels 0-4 are announced shortly. Glasgow City & Greater Glasgow now tops both the council and health boards charts. Make of that what you want. Scotland peaked at 301.9 for figures 29th Dec to 4th Jan, (UK was 642.1) Cases that day were 16,496 and test rate was 11.9% Total Cases 7 days from 7th March to 13th March were 3,988 to 3,965 down 0.57%. Positivity was 3.3% and still 3.3%. Cases per 100k were 73.0 now 72.6 Home Nations Daily update: UK Average 58.7 to 58.9 up 0.34%, England 58.7 to 58.7 down 0.00% . Wales 40.5 to 40.3 down 0.49% , Northern Ireland 66.1 to 67.7 up 2.42% NHS Progress Greater Glasgow 107.5 to 108.6 , Lanarkshire 101.1 to 101.5 , Forth Valley 109.9 to 99.8 , North Ayrshire & Arran 93.1 to 96.4, the rest all under Scottish average. European (Above 2 Million Population) Shockers: Czech 720, Hungary 517, Serbia 442, Poland 291, Sweden 267, Slovakia 259, Italy 258, France 250 showing how much worse it is in Europe. The UK only has below it Portugal (Who were top recently !!!) and Russia. This does seem to support the patterns where new variants hit earlier than in other places. Council progress in last 72 Hours as follows. Click cases by neighbourhood to see the spread on the geographical map. https://public.tableau.com/profile/phs.covid.19#!/vizhome/COVID-19DailyDashboard_15960160643010/Overview The Bad boys club Over 100 Cartel Glasgow City 133.0 to 132.7 The City of the Rangers goes top. East Renfrewshire 120.4 to 126.7 Stirling 142.2 to 126.3 Fallin at 1,122 South Ayrshire 114.6 to 123.4 16% rise Whitletts Scotland's most dangerous neighbourhood at 1,139 North Lanarkshire 123.6 to 123.3 Renfrewshire 106.6 to 111.7 Under 100 Club North Ayrshire 95.0 to 97.2 West Lothian 100.5 to 93.9 Falkirk 97.0 to 90.7 Clackmannanshire 91.2 to 79.5 Midlothian 76.8 to 79.0 South Lanarkshire 76.4 to 77.7 Under Scottish Average club 72.6 East Ayrshire 69.7 to 69.7 Fife 67.5 to 66.7 Dundee City 61.6 to 61.6 East Lothian 57.9 to 57.0 East Dunbartonshire 55.2 to 54.3 Hamlet & a Beer club Sub 50.0 Highlands 44.1to 45.3 City Of Edinburgh 46.9 to 44.5 West Dunbartonshire 43.9 to 43.9 Perth & Kinross 36.2 to 42.8 Aberdeen City 39.8 to 42.0 Aberdeenshire 33.3 to 32.2 Havana & Malt Whisky club Sub 30.0 Inverclyde 27.0 to 28.3 Moray 26.1 to 24.0 Angus 25.0 to 22.4 Dumfries & Galloway 22.2 to 20.2 Argyll & Bute 9.3 to 9.3 Western Isles 18.7 to 7.5 Scottish Borders 16.4 to 7.5 Shetland Islands 0.0 to 0.0 Orkney Island 0.0 to 0.0 Edited March 16, 2021 by superbigal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 That's some effort from the Czech Republic recently. They must be pumping COVID into the water supply or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: This is like the build up to a cup final. Admittedly like a cup final against pre 2021 Celtic when you know you will get pumped but you have to muster up some optimism Janey Godly is currently scrawling "Am up tae high doe" mentions in anticipation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 42k jags yesterday. On the upswing again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Right, c'mon TF Sturgeon, that's 3 minutes after 20 past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 597 new cases of COVID-19 reported17,208 new tests for COVID-19 that reported results – 3.8% of these were positive7 new reported death(s) of people who have tested positive 42 people were in intensive care yesterday with recently confirmed COVID-19440 people were in hospital yesterday with recently confirmed COVID-19Positivity fairly consistent, low deaths for a Tuesday, 2 more in ICU and a small reduction in hospital numbers, down 7. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Get fucked beardy. I had a cranial detachment booked for 14:21. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 She better announce barbers opening immediately and that Rangers and Celtic shove their Colts plan up their backsides. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Just now, RiG said: She better announce barbers opening immediately and that Rangers and Celtic shove their Colts plan up their backsides. I literally have my barber's online booking page open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Absolute scenes when she announces all sports are allowed to return apart from the rubbish ones. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scosha Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Much closer to normality, my heads gone already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Will be moving to Brockway or Ogdenville if we aren't out of restrictions come end of summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Fallin is the most Rangers-y village in Scotland, so interesting to see those numbers today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.