SlipperyP Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Falkirk territory Canada 24 20 4 Switzerland 24 23 1 U.A.E. 21 16 5 2 Norway 19 19 Netherlands 18 +8 18 1 Austria 16 +2 16 Vietnam 16 0 16 Sweden 14 14 Lebanon 13 +3 13 Macao 10 4 6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Brechinesh Israel 10 9 1 San Marino 8 1 7 1 Belgium 8 +6 7 1 Croatia 8 +1 8 Greece 7 7 Qatar 7 +4 7 Ecuador 6 6 1 Finland 6 5 1 India 6 +3 3 3 Oman 6 4 2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Kelty Rangers Wanabees Mexico 5 5 Denmark 4 4 Pakistan 4 4 Philippines 3 1 0 2 Algeria 3 3 Azerbaijan 3 3 Czechia 3 3 Georgia 3 3 Iceland 3 3 Romania 3 2 1 Russia 3 +1 1 2 Brazil 2 2 Egypt 2 1 1 Indonesia 2 +2 2 Portugal 2 +2 2 Afghanistan 1 1 Andorra 1 +1 1 Armenia 1 1 Belarus 1 1 Cambodia 1 0 1 Dominican Republic 1 1 Estonia 1 1 Ireland 1 1 Jordan 1 +1 1 Latvia 1 +1 1 Lithuania 1 1 Luxembourg 1 1 North Macedonia 1 1 Monaco 1 1 Nepal 1 0 1 New Zealand 1 1 Nigeria 1 1 Saudi Arabia 1 +1 1 Senegal 1 +1 1 Sri Lanka 1 0 1 Tunisia 1 +1 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I had a double sneeze earlier and now have a runny nose. Goodbye cruel world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: We all need follow Mike Pence’s strategy and invoke divine intervention. You know it makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Actual grown adults in positions of great power and responsibility making wishes to a non-existent, imaginary man like an adult version of Santa Claus. Nothing on this planet puts me closer to headsgone territory than this nonsense. That lad in the nightclub just about put your head into orbit m9, I'd put him above the fairy tale loonies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 The news has went full panic mode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: We all need follow Mike Pence’s strategy and invoke divine intervention. You know it makes sense. I think its impressive that in this time of turmoil some are so cool and collected they can all band together and look for someones contact lense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: The news has went full panic mode. Yeah, we just said the same. Absolutely fcuking mental. Wash yer’ fcuking hands, don’t blow yer’ snotters around. This should be a given every day of your life - coronavirus or not. Schools closed in Cornwall because they heard a bloke in Dundee sneezed.... On the upside, I’m flying down to London on Thursday. Should be less mental than normal around Heathrow and on the roads as shitebags around the world cancel their travel plans and curl up in a wee ball under their duvets. Edited March 2, 2020 by pozbaird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 11 minutes ago, HenryHill said: I think its impressive that in this time of turmoil some are so cool and collected they can all band together and look for someones contact lense. They've searching for an intruder after news that a Falkirk based Pie and Bovril poster has broken into The Whitehouse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: They've searching for an intruder after news that a Falkirk based Pie and Bovril poster has broken into The Whitehouse. A shitehouse in the whitehouse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 51 minutes ago, Romeo said: With a case in Tayside is it too late to Nuke Dundee? I’ll just light a fart. Save you a fortune. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Shaping opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Around Central Station about 4.30. First arsehole spitting every time took a draw of his fag as I was trying to skirt around him and his bus w****r colleagues. Second one marching along, thumb fixed to one nostril as he blasted the contents of the other on to the pavement. People make Glasgow! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 The news has went full panic mode.The news is just trying to scare people, and as usual people are buying it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Just now, Jamaldo said: 29 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: The news has went full panic mode. The news is just trying to scare people, and as usual people are buying it. Buying what, what do I need, how much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Buying what, what do I need, how much? If you think it's normal flu your likely to catch buy Fisherman's Friends, if you are worried it's Corona virus I'd advise some Victory V's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: If you think it's normal flu your likely to catch buy Fisherman's Friends, if you are worried it's Corona virus I'd advise some Victory V's Only a matter of time before lorries of lucozade are getting highjacked across the country Edited March 2, 2020 by HenryHill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Sooner everyone catches it, the sooner the panic is over. Trying to contain it is just delaying it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Sooner everyone catches it, the sooner the panic is over. Trying to contain it is just delaying it.The point in delaying it is so that not everyone is ill at once helping reduce the pressure on the health service so those who need hospital beds etc are given the best chance at survival.We may all get ill from this at some point but it is everyone's social responsibility to take simple precautions to delay the spread. It really is that simple. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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