Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 25 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: I know it’s defeating the purpose somewhat but this mask ought to have a wee circular hole cut out of the middle. What's up with her eye colour? She's definitely turning into a zombie as a result of coronovirus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Dele said: Do you wear a mask all year round to help protect the hundreds of thousands who die yearly from the 'normal' flu? Globally the estimate is between 300,000 and 650,000, as you said. Mon the flu! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: That's not going to work. 2003 edition. He will need an update. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 The P&B table. Italy 1,701 Japan 256 Germany 130 Singapore 106 USA 84 Spain 84 Thailand 42 U.K. 36 Scotland as part of the UK because they are shite bags. Australia 29 Malaysia 29 Canada 24 Switzerland 24 U.A.E. 21 Netherlands 10 Philippines 3 Ireland 1 New Zealand 1 If their is poster from an other country please put your hand up. Norway please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I'd like to see scientists put the common flu and the coronavirus together in a Petri dish in a microscopic fight to the death to see who really is the hardest just to settle this debate once and for all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 We all need follow Mike Pence’s strategy and invoke divine intervention. You know it makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We all need follow Mike Pence’s strategy and invoke divine intervention. You know it makes sense. Aberdeen board of directors after cup semi final draw IMHO. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dee Man Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We all need follow Mike Pence’s strategy and invoke divine intervention. You know it makes sense. Actual grown adults in positions of great power and responsibility making wishes to a non-existent, imaginary man like an adult version of Santa Claus. Nothing on this planet puts me closer to headsgone territory than this nonsense. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 41 minutes ago, resk said: 12 hours ago, SlipperyP said: The P&B table. Italy 1,701 Japan 256 Germany 130 Singapore 106 USA 84 Spain 84 Thailand 42 U.K. 36 Scotland as part of the UK because they are shite bags. Australia 29 Malaysia 29 Canada 24 Switzerland 24 U.A.E. 21 Netherlands 10 Philippines 3 Ireland 1 New Zealand 1 If their is poster from an other country please put your hand up. Norway please. Norway 19 19 sneeky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 24 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We all need follow Mike Pence’s strategy and invoke divine intervention. You know it makes sense. Mrs Pence has insisted that the only woman in the room has her hands shackled in case she tempts him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Norway 19 19 sneeky Trying to pull a sickie to get off the play off imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 33 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We all need follow Mike Pence’s strategy and invoke divine intervention. You know it makes sense. You do know this Quote I, (Insert full name), do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, her heirs and successors, according to law. So help me God. Why highlight America? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 20 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: My favourite is the guy leaning against the mantlepiece with a coffee in one hand pinching the bridge of his nose with the other. 5 seconds later he had his hands in the air while saying “f**k this, you lot are fucking lunatics”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: My favourite is the guy leaning against the mantlepiece with a coffee in one hand pinching the bridge of his nose with the other. Nosebleeds really can strike at the most awkward of times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, eez-eh said: Nosebleeds really can strike at the most awkward of times. Are these a symptom of coronavirus, or a St Mirren midfielder reaching the opposition penalty box? Edited March 2, 2020 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 11 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Are these a symptom of coronavirus, or a St Mirren midfielder reaching the opposition penalty box? with only 1 case it's hard to tell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 top ten China 80,026 +202 2,912 +42 32,313 44,801 7,110 S. Korea 4,335 +599 26 +5 4,279 30 27 Italy 2,036 +335 52 +11 1,835 149 155 Iran 1,501 +523 66 +12 1,144 291 Diamond Princess 705 7 598 100 36 Japan 274 +18 6 226 42 19 Germany 157 +27 141 16 2 France 130 2 116 12 9 Spain 120 +36 118 2 3 Singapore 108 +2 30 78 6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I had a double sneeze earlier and now have a runny nose. Goodbye cruel world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 With a case in Tayside is it too late to Nuke Dundee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Championship Hong Kong 100 2 62 36 6 USA 91 +16 2 +1 80 9 8 Kuwait 56 +10 56 Bahrain 47 47 Thailand 43 +1 1 12 30 1 Taiwan 41 +1 1 28 12 1 U.K. 40 +4 32 8 Australia 33 +4 1 17 15 1 Malaysia 29 7 22 Iraq 26 +7 26 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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