Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I've twice found €50 notes. 7 years ago the wife was pregnant and we were broke and walking round the shop to spend the little of what we had. It was dark and I just saw a little folded up 4 or 5 times piece of paper but only the fact the number 50 was showing on the side I wouldn't have noticed. We spent the lot on crap like Doritos and pizzas.really couldn't have came at a better time. I found an old man lying on a grass verge one winters morning in his jammies. He was still warm and dry so he hadn't been there long. He didnt know which house he came out of so i rang an ambulance and they brought him off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: i rang an ambulance and they brought him off. Not falling for that; you're just asking for it. Edit: regarding jazz mags, when I was 7 or 8 some of the older lads found what looked like a big pile of them in a wee wooded area along the edge of our school playground. I wasn't allowed close enough to see the action. Story of my life. Bit concerning that somebody apparently chose a school playground to bash one out in, but probably indicative of the age. Do they even still make scud rags nowadays? Their entire audience would be pensioners, surely. Edited April 14, 2020 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Have I grown up incorrectly calling them jizz mags or is autocorrect fucking with every single one of you and none have noticed / too lazy to fix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Have I grown up incorrectly calling them jizz mags or is autocorrect fucking with every single one of you and none have noticed / too lazy to fix. Definitely jazz mags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 9 hours ago, Dele said: Have I grown up incorrectly calling them jizz mags or is autocorrect fucking with every single one of you and none have noticed / too lazy to fix. What a winker! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 I was walking to the train station to attend university for the first time and felt something scrapping on the ground. I looked down and there was a Parker fountain pen tangled in my shoe laces by it's clip. It was a bit inky at the nib but otherwise in good condition. So I cleaned it up and subsequently did all my written exams with it all through university. I like to think it was a 'magic' pen that gave me super abilities in the exam hall. I passed them all so perhaps it did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 12 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Definitely jazz mags. Jazz at the start, jizz by the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 On 13/04/2020 at 22:55, tamthebam said: That money was just resting in his account,,, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 On 13/04/2020 at 16:58, mathematics said: Found a wallet in a retail car park a few years back. Managed to track down the fellas address after some Inspector Cluedo work. Is it not clouseau you meant ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 On 16/04/2020 at 00:01, whereismillar said: Is it not clouseau you meant ? Je crois c'etait le joke, n'est ce pas ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Beurmp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Found an iPod Nano 10 years ago when walking home from the dancing. Took a shortcut through Perth high schools playing fields and I noticed an empty 2l bottle of cider and the iPod next to a set of goalposts. No information on if about who owned it and it was full of Scheme DJ’s like DJ Rankin and DJ Cammy. I left if there and kept walking. Sometimes wonder if anyone ever claimed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 (edited) Found a Falkirk scarf lying about in Dalkeith of all places. Edited April 19, 2020 by Lyle Lanley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Lyle Lanley said: Found a Falkirk scarf lying about in Dalkeith of all places. Not that much of a surprise, they take big numbers everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 My flatmate years ago brought back a briefcase that he found with a sash in it and all these papers relating to the masonic order. I thought those guys were supposed to keep their secrets on the down low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I left something accidentally that freaked out a Partick Thistle fan who found it. Used to get Falkirk programmes delivered on a Friday or Saturday morning before a game when I lived in Wales, took it to read when I went to meet a mate in a pub by a canal on the English borders, forgot about when I left about 5pm. The bar staff stuck it in with the tourist brochures and my mate saw the Jags fan utterly confused thinking it was an elaborate wind up. We'd just pumped them 3-1. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 My flatmate years ago brought back a briefcase that he found with a sash in it and all these papers relating to the masonic order. I thought those guys were supposed to keep their secrets on the down low. ?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 46 minutes ago, Falcor Roar said: My flatmate years ago brought back a briefcase that he found with a sash in it and all these papers relating to the masonic order. I thought those guys were supposed to keep their secrets on the down low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Out with the dog there around Glasgow’s leafy West End. Heading up Kelvin Way and something caught my eye. It was a full bottle of Sailor Jerry. Luckily had gloves and a carrier bag. Up the road, clean up with some Dettol and in the drinks cabinet. It was a bit scratched and the cap was dented.but still sealed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 08:43, Falcor Roar said: My flatmate years ago brought back a briefcase that he found with a sash in it and all these papers relating to the masonic order. I thought those guys were supposed to keep their secrets on the down low. Belonged to the Briefcase W@nker I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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