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I expect the new club to provide their bombshell evidence 2 days ahead of Tuesdays meeting - in an ironic nod to the timescale the SPFL gave them to read the proposal to finish the leagues.

Actually, that won't happen, as it would hint at the existence of a strategy being played out perfectly. 

In truth, I expect Rangers legal counsel to produce nothing of interest, cry foul on everyone else, leave Budge swinging in the wind, and ride off to Holland on a white charger........

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That Rangers dossier in full:

1. A paranoid, rambling filmed "manifesto" by Jim Traynor, although fortunately his youtube video is discovered and he's intercepted, armed to the teeth, by Police Scotland's Tactical Squad on his way to Hampden;

2. Star witness Vladimir Romanov available via zoom from an undisclosed location in Arctic Russia. Romanov's moving testimony on corruption in Scottish football is abruptly cut short when he begins to talk about oldco's role in all that. "Technical difficulties" (Traynor's deputy pulling the plug) are blamed;

3. Further moving testimony from one of Neil Doncaster's primary school classmates; a hushed conference room listens in silence as a harrowing tale of a gloating Doncaster shredding the sobbing individual's favourite teddy at breaktime, thirty-five years ago, is recounted;

4. During the intermission, a montage of an angry John Brown brandishing mocked-up title deeds is played;

5. Further compelling evidence is produced as a crayon drawing by young Mason (6) clearly shows a shouting Doncaster flushing John Nelms' head down a toilet at Dens Park;

6. Case for the prosecution rests with the massed choir of the Union Bears doing a pitch-perfect acapella version of We Don't Do Walking Away.

Vote: EGM motion rejected by 39 clubs to 3 (Rangers, Hearts and Stranraer).

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The good people on Rangers Media are suggesting that they've never given a date, so technically there is no delay. This is harrasment from those damn Cafflics. 

Rangers going about their business quietly. 

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Their explosive evidence turned out to be a fake invoice made up by Celtic fans... Duped again🤣

They are clearly stalling now until the league is called so they wont have to show anything and it will be back to howling at the moon and conspiracy theories were they don't have to back anything up.

Just highlights what a mistake it was letting this mob join our league system in 2012..  Shit stain on Scottish football.

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16 minutes ago, Coventry Saint said:

For those who can't be arsed reading back through [checks notes] five pages of devastating fallout from Rangers' revelations, have they brought down the entire SPFL yet?

Tomorrow.

Mibee or not at all.

Bennett will be back soon to explain how it is all going to plan, considering they have sat on this for about 4 weeks now.

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55 minutes ago, rainbowrising said:

Tomorrow.

Mibee or not at all.

Bennett will be back soon to explain how it is all going to plan, considering they have sat on this for about 4 weeks now.

Bennett is too busy working out how to complete the league season 'on the pitch'

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7 hours ago, Bohemian said:

Just highlights what a mistake it was letting this mob join our league system in 2012..  Shit stain on Scottish football.

Can't say I agree with this.

The Banter Years have been an absolute highlight of Scottish football for the best part of a decade.

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8 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

More chance of seeing Jessica Nigri’s (real) paps imo.

<<< is off to google to find out who Jessica Nigri is...................

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