Derry Alli Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, 101 said: That's a meme granda a gif moves. So if he have a gif of him being bonked then you would trump GHF's post 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Wow better than I could have imagined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) I told you, the big shots are firing, aiming for the Christmas No. 1. Gunther, @John Lambies Doos, @oaksoft. Some of the advice on the Evil Neighbours thread makes normal P&B advice ie burn your house or car down, tackle complex electrical/gas work on your own, seem positively reasonable. Edited December 15, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Gutted I missed Oaksoft's deleted post. I like to read his unstable thoughts on his made up life. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 31 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I told you, the big shots are firing, aiming for the Christmas No. 1. Gunther, @John Lambies Doos, @oaksoft. Some of the advice on the Evil Neighbours thread makes normal P&B advice ie burn your house or car down, tackle complex electrical/gas work on your own, seem positively reasonable. Gunther was a fucking weird poster, everytime I seen him post he would bring up his wife and post a picture up, absolute oddball behaviour, whenever I think off him I remember this fantastic bodying of a post from a Stenny fan, and it all fits. On 06/08/2016 at 12:58, Francesc Fabregas said: I'm pleased to see Günther being called out for his outlook and attitude towards women and the LGBT community. I've met a lot of people from Pie and Bovril offline through the old fives tournaments and the Pie and Bovril Select side of 2007 and 2008 and he's the only person I have actively disliked. It's been a while since I've had the misfortune of being in his company but his posts on these forums are a mirror image of his real-life persona. There was an incident after one of the Select games that has always troubled me. We were playing a match at the astroturf pitches at Stirling University (I can't remember who it was against or what the score was) and whilst we were in the communal showers, Günther grabbed a hose (which I presume was used for cleaning) and began squirting us with cold water. I think he took a genuine pleasure in watching us frolic naked, his big goggle-eyed face lighting up with glee. I don't think anyone found his antics funny. Günther's post across Pie and Bovril always seem like a scramble for relevance, to borrow virginton's well-worn phrase, and a need to assert his masculinity. Every time he appears to lose an argument, his trump card is either his wife's appearance or how comfortable his life is. I don't think there's anyone else on the forum quite as desperate - imagine boasting about living in Larbert! There is a real seedy underbelly to his content and I truly believe it to be reflected in real life. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, oaksoft said: It was a little dry and academic in parts. The feedback I got from my mum was "you're not writing your PhD thesis now". I captured the leading male protagonist pretty well but the character Celia Foxglove needs a little work. I feel I haven't quite captured the essence of her femininity. Tricky business writing female roles when you are a man. Still it's only a rough first draft. ^^^Serious mummy issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 53 minutes ago, oaksoft said: It was a little dry and academic in parts. The feedback I got from my mum was "you're not writing your PhD thesis now". I captured the leading male protagonist pretty well but the character Celia Foxglove needs a little work. I feel I haven't quite captured the essence of her femininity. Tricky business writing female roles when you are a man. Still it's only a rough first draft. Think I preferred when you were just displaying your unyielding hatred for the poor, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 What have I missed here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: What have I missed here? Oaksoft's film got deleted from Pornhub. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 I would like to crowdfund your films @oaksoft, and I'm sure P&B would too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 What have I missed here?Oaksoft posted an excerpt from his film script - it was Alan Titchmarsh levels of pornographic literature - 50 Shades of Pish you might say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 I assume it got deleted due to being an utterly terrifying glimpse into the terrifying mind of that particular poster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Oaksoft posted an excerpt from his film script - it was Alan Titchmarsh levels of pornographic literature - 50 Shades of Pish you might say. He'll have to change his moniker to "oaksquirt" now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 When is someone going to tell me what was said 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 The 1st Rule of Film Club is "remember to post sections of your script on a fitba forum for positive feedback on your work". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 25 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I assume it got deleted due to being an utterly terrifying glimpse into the terrifying mind of that particular poster 20 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: When is someone going to tell me what was said I'm sorry but if you're not going to plug your mind into this website like Neo from the Matrix then you don't deserve to read the most depraved content that gets shared on here. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tamthebam Posted December 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 15, 2020 21 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: When is someone going to tell me what was said "In a low, husky, seductive voice she whispered in my ear 'Tam, kiss me where it's wet and smelly..' So I drove her to Greenock..." 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 The 1st Rule of Film Club is "remember to post sections of your script on a fitba forum for positive feedback on your work".Most posters' feedback: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 I thought the person who said it was porn was joking. Get it fucking posted and get a kickstarter on the go, immediately. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: The last few pages of this thread won't be forgotten in a hurry. I could only remember them if they made any sense. Walking in a minter wonderland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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