BFTD Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 At this rate, Div will be along presently to nuke this thread too Still think he's a ways off the honours list yet, but no doubt Chuckles appreciates the effort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, BTFD said: At this rate, Div will be along presently to nuke this thread too Still think he's a ways off the honours list yet, but no doubt Chuckles appreciates the effort. I wouldn’t be taking a knighthood off Chuck unless I knew they did sword grips in 5XL for fear he dropped it and decapitated me. ETA - not gonna lie tho, the mental image of Chuck holding out a hand like a baseball catcher’s mitt to Prince Andrew and giving it ‘haw nonce; smell yer fuckin maw’ is tickling me some. Edited June 18, 2023 by carpetmonster 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 38 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Which fanny was this Sounds like it was RUmoore/SANTAN/Stormzy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 37 minutes ago, FreedomFarter said: A comment was posted about Charles fingering his wife Camilla. A long term alias guy then put an outraged reply. He'd mistakenly thought the previous comment had been about Charles fingering his dead mother Elizabeth. That same guy also stated he has collected 200 screenshots of comments from P&B that he personally found offensive. He threatened he was going to pester media outlets with this collection of his in the hope one would use them to publish a negative story about P&B. Presumably his hope was that'd then put off advertisers and P&B would lose profitability. God forbid he ever reads the transcripts of his King and Queen's chats.. Quote CAMILLA: It's like that programme Start The Week. I can't start the week without you. CHARLES: I fill up your tank! CAMILLA: Yes, you do. CHARLES: Then you can cope. CAMILLA: Then I'm all right. CHARLES: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week. CAMILLA: Mmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time. CHARLES: Oh, God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! CAMILLA (laughing): What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers. CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs) CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea. CHARLES: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down. CAMILLA (laughing): Oh darling! CHARLES: Until the next one comes through. CAMILLA: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box. CHARLES: What sort of box? CAMILLA: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going. CHARLES: That's true. CAMILLA: Repeating yourself . . . (laughing). Oh, darling, oh I just want you now. CHARLES: Do you? CAMILLA: Mmm. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/how-camillagate-tapes-exposed-secret-10958350 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: Sounds like it was RUmoore/SANTAN/Stormzy. Good Lord. He always starts off his new runs so sensibly aswell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Good Lord. He always starts off his new runs so sensibly aswell Don’t know if it was definitely him (I never saw it either) but going by what was posted in this thread it sounds very like him. RUmoore is definitely stormzy though. Edited June 18, 2023 by MazzyStar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 (edited) Doesn't sound like @RuMoore, more like @OmegaSpeedyPro, but I didn't see the posts either. Edited June 18, 2023 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordless Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 For some bizarre reason @Antlion posted something disgusting about Charles and Camilla, complete with photo of the Kings fingers. I think you can guess. From memory, @Zern posted something similar straight afterwards. @Div had no choice but to act after @Bully Wee Villa did nothing other than abuse those taking exception, with @TheGreenElves even banning one of them. This was in stark contrast to Div, who thanked him for bring the whole sorry mess to his attention. All very sad, but @carpetmonster isn't exactly taking heed of Div's message on the thread in question. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 It was Duries Air Freshner's latest effort. Only had about five posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 PS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Getting upset over what someone on a Scottish football forum wrote about an entitled elderly couple they have never met. Minter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Cordless said: For some bizarre reason @Antlion posted something disgusting about Charles and Camilla, complete with photo of the Kings fingers. I think you can guess. From memory, @Zern posted something similar straight afterwards. @Div had no choice but to act after @Bully Wee Villa did nothing other than abuse those taking exception, with @TheGreenElves even banning one of them. This was in stark contrast to Div, who thanked him for bring the whole sorry mess to his attention. All very sad, but @carpetmonster isn't exactly taking heed of Div's message on the thread in question. You’ll be the ready to go new seventeenth sock puppet of whichever one got binned then, aye? ETA - aye. Edited June 18, 2023 by carpetmonster 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 17 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Doesn't sound like @RuMoore, more like @OmegaSpeedyPro, but I didn't see the posts either. I don't know what this is about and i've missed all the drama but I can definitively say I think laughing at inbred royals fingers should be encouraged. If some right winger has acted like a snowflake because someone made fun of sausage fingers I just wanna clarify I find that more than acceptable and relativley decent patter. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 It was Charles' own doing. The recording of him saying he wanted to be Camilla's tampon created an entire ecosystem of jokes around it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, FreedomFarter said: It was Charles' own doing. The recording of him saying he wanted to be Camilla's tampon created an entire ecosystem of jokes around it. It's a period the Royal family would rather forget. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Utterly bizarre behaviour to be told many times that your presence isn't welcome, only to appoint yourself community policeman in the hope that someone will find you useful. Does P&B uniquely attract these oddballs, or is it common internet behaviour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 minute ago, BTFD said: Utterly bizarre behaviour to be told many times that your presence isn't welcome, only to appoint yourself community policeman in the hope that someone will find you useful. Does P&B uniquely attract these oddballs, or is it common internet behaviour? Seems to be the latter; the one thing Elmo has done to make Twitter more profitable is saving on mod hours banning the fuds; they’re only gonna come back again so what’s the point? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 (edited) @Cordless , you are also @Johnny Martin and thank you for making summer break Sundays special again on P&B! Edited June 18, 2023 by welshbairn -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zern Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 There was no obscene images, unless f a t fingers are objectionable. And i was not posting the same. I merely informed the poster on whose parts were being discussed and like King Charles, i barely touched the sides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: @Cordless , you are also @Johnny Martin and I claim my £5 voucher. Reported for seeking form of payment that doesn’t have our queen’s coupon on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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