Adam Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 He'd go bust purely on the amount of roast potatoes he'd be serving up with each orderCan never have too many roast potatoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 A couple of years ago saw this bit on the tele where 2 police people were spending their days riding a bus round a city centre videoing folk using their phones while driving, then sending them tickets. Love the idea of being selective in who you spot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Have you got any designs for Scottish team shirts? If we P&Bets find them acceptable then you're doing it wrong... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 12 hours ago, Tumnaal said: I dream of becoming a fashion designer, but at the moment I have too little knowledge to work in this field. So now I'm working at a job I don't like and trying to earn money for design courses. You should speak to Peter Grant. He can give you a few pointers on how being a clueless count should be no obstacle to getting your dream job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 On 07/09/2021 at 17:14, Jamie_Beatson said: I always fancied being in aviation when I was younger - but then decided I'd rather be a journalist. Did that for 12 years after finishing uni, but always kept looking at going down the air traffic control route. Eventually decided to go for it about three years ago and went through the selection process - managed to get the job and fully qualified as a controller about four months ago. Absolutely brilliant. ^ ^ To blame for yesterday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 I’d love to be a Postman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 I would love to be a chatbot creator, and troll various internet forums and leave some of the worst attempts at click bait 'hidden' in amongst some really shit, virgin-esqe conversation, placed in obscure threads that have not been read in over a year. Oh to dream! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: ^ ^ To blame for yesterday. Yesterday was thoroughly enjoyable for those of us who were on rest days and sitting watching it all on BBC News... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Coincidentally, I've ALWAYS wanted to work cleaning monkey shit off the streets in Madhya Pradesh. What a dream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 I think refunds manager at Ryanair would suit my customer care skillset. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Best job on the planet has got to be a backup quarterback in the NFL. 7 figure salary each year, get to sit and watch high quality sport every week, and if you do have to play, there are zero expectations on you. You can only become the hero. If you’re not, everyone expected that anyway. In terms of a realistic answer, I’d be a cricket club groundsman. Cut grass, or sit on a roller all day listening to music or podcasts or whatever. If I came in to enough money that I didn’t have to work, but also couldn’t afford to live a jet setting life, that’s what I’d do to fill my time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Camera van operator. Easiest job itw. Only thing is I would never join the police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) Working in a factory that makes mirrors. Its a job I could always see myself doing Edited August 29, 2023 by Wile E Coyote 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 I'd like to be an outback trucker , travelling the length and breadth of Australia ( I'd also make sure all the nuts and bolts on my lorry had been tightened before I set off) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 21 minutes ago, dagane said: I'd like to be an outback trucker , travelling the length and breadth of Australia ( I'd also make sure all the nuts and bolts on my lorry had been tightened before I set off) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 25 minutes ago, dagane said: I'd like to be an outback trucker , travelling the length and breadth of Australia ( I'd also make sure all the nuts and bolts on my lorry had been tightened before I set off) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 2 hours ago, dagane said: I'd like to be an outback trucker , travelling the length and breadth of Australia ( I'd also make sure all the nuts and bolts on my lorry had been tightened before I set off) @Dee Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 M.P. - Show up, be a c**t, leave. Too easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Who is this fine upstanding citizen/serial killer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Selling jars of fart and used bathwater ideally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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