Antlion Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 32 minutes ago, GordonD said: I'm wondering if any American tourists queueing up to go past the coffin are expecting to see the Queen in an open casket, like the nauseating practice in Yank funerals. The royals missed a trick on that one - they could have Eva Peroned her. Would also have given those queuing up the chance to show their respect by giving one of the auld yin’s favourite childhood salutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Some really quite remarkable titles for "stories" kicking about over the past few days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Some really quite remarkable titles for "stories" kicking about over the past few days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirktheinvincible Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Surprised the beeb haven't claimed her spectre is responsible for cutting through the Russian front lines, like Dr Manhattan in Vietnam. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 #Respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 #Respect It's what she would have wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 The auto piano at Vancouver airport is currently playing candle in the wind on a loop for massive respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 7 hours ago, BFTD said: Some really quite remarkable titles for "stories" kicking about over the past few days. Surely it should be "This is the moment her story stops"? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) Still not planted? I hope that coffin is refrigerated. I notice the sightseers don't actually see her lying there, just a box. Might be empty, might be Schrodinger's queen. Here , I've only just realised god didn't do much of a job saving her. Edited September 13, 2022 by cyderspaceman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 I thought Jackie Srewart was greetin' ( volume muted often currently) but my wife informs me that's just his face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) Endorsed by HM Queenie. This stuff is fantastick. Edited September 13, 2022 by Lord Snooty The glue that holds the nation together [Well, epoxy] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Chazza not paying inheritance tax on his mummy's personal wealth. I saw this, The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from the goose. The law demands that we atone When we take things we do not own But leaves the lords and ladies fine Who takes things that are yours and mine. The poor and wretched don’t escape If they conspire the law to break; This must be so but they endure Those who conspire to make the law. The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common And geese will still a common lack Till they go and steal it back 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 We hear about the Queen's love of the Commonwealth and her great sense of humour. I feel an opportunity has been missed here to reflect this. Imagine Charles looking all po-faced in St Giles and then the doors open and Her Majesty's coffin is brought in by Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 22 minutes ago, tamthebam said: We hear about the Queen's love of the Commonwealth and her great sense of humour. I feel an opportunity has been missed here to reflect this. Imagine Charles looking all po-faced in St Giles and then the doors open and Her Majesty's coffin is brought in by Hide contents TonTon Macoutes ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 7 hours ago, cyderspaceman said: I thought Jackie Srewart was greetin' ( volume muted often currently) but my wife informs me that's just his face. Jackie Stewart is a thoroughly unlikable lickspittle w****r. I made the mistake of reading his AUTObiography & he came across terribly, if you can’t make yourself look good…… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 By the time this current circus is over, the government of the UK will have done nothing for about 3 months. Maybe a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 48 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: TonTon Macoutes ?? Is that a Greenock gang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Shamelessly stolen But it's only a matter of time before the Queens funeral is cancelled as a mark of respect to the Queens funeral 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Truth be told, that went quite well. Scotland was shown off beautifully by air, the weather was amazing and those that wanted to, did the things they wanted to do without really making too much of an arse of themselves. Hopefully the few court cases and charges are only there pour encourager less autres and will be quietly dropped next week. Meanwhile doon sooth is getting ready for Reine Morte Part Deux where it's pissing it down and folk are losing their shit about centre parcs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 I believe people were quite surprised by the beauty of the country we live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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