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The grass down by me is fine in the sections that have had sun and even the bits in the shade aren't that firm. No idea why the inspection was so early - it's not as if fans would have been travelling for hours to get to the game; 1.30 would have been fine. It won't go ahead tomorrow but presumably the Airdrie game (for us, not sure who the Falkirk game they need rescheduled is against) will take priority so who knows when this game will go ahead. No Boxing Day game and now no game today, what a shite state of affairs.

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9 minutes ago, NavyBlueArmy1876 said:

Absolutely tinpot. Truly Morten levels. Get yourselves a nice plastic pitcn to avoid this kind of pish in the future 

You know our game away to Airdrie was postponed 2 weeks ago? Because of a frozen (plastic) pitch…

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40 minutes ago, 101 said:

It would seem everyone in Dunfermline is carrying out a pitch inspection of their lawn, but this would seem encouraging...

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What a shame they don’t have a big Stand, sitting on the South side of their gardens, casting a long Winter shadow.

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Lucky that I hadn’t bought my tickets, as I was going straight out on a N/S after it & don’t know if I’d make any rescheduled match.

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Should invest in a thing called a Solex. Saw it in a documentary on STV. Put this big mirror on top of the north stand. It collects heat from the sun. A man then presses a button and can then use a “laser” to direct over 1000 degrees of heat at the frosty bit in front of the main stand. Sequence summarised below..

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2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Should invest in a thing called a Solex. Saw it in a documentary on STV. Put this big mirror on top of the north stand. It collects heat from the sun. A man then presses a button and can then use a “laser” to direct over 1000 degrees of heat at the frosty bit in front of the main stand. Sequence summarised below..

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They could heat the pies at the same time. 1,000 deg might be a bit OTT. though even to melt a frosty pitch. 

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5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Should invest in a thing called a Solex. Saw it in a documentary on STV. Put this big mirror on top of the north stand. It collects heat from the sun. A man then presses a button and can then use a “laser” to direct over 1000 degrees of heat at the frosty bit in front of the main stand. Sequence summarised below..

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We could also use on misbehaving supporters eliminating any need for a police presence so the game could go ahead tomorrow after all……

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7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Should invest in a thing called a Solex. Saw it in a documentary on STV. Put this big mirror on top of the north stand. It collects heat from the sun. A man then presses a button and can then use a “laser” to direct over 1000 degrees of heat at the frosty bit in front of the main stand. Sequence summarised below..

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Dr Evil Laser GIF

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Pretty poor performance considering how many tickets they had sold and this weather has been forecast for a while so wasn’t a surprise  

 I work in social care and have been on shift since 9am yesterday. I am due to finish at 1pm today and was going to head straight to the game. 

Knowing that I had this to look forward to made up for having a dry Hogmanay and an early night. 

I had a ticket for the NW as my boys have season tickets there, so just hope I can make the rearranged date. 

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13 minutes ago, Sarcastic Bairn said:

Your sister not let you attend that day?

May as well get it all out here if we can't shout at you at the game.

I'll be with my brother, we are a liberal bunch.

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