Scotty Tunbridge Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Going in to a restaurant and being asked if you want to sit in smoking or non smoking, wtf is that about? not to diverge the topic but really who wants to puff a fag while you sit down for a nice steak or something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Thon's a £500 note. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 15 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Probably when everyone involved realised how pointless and shite it was. I still don't actually know what a slide rule is. It's an ancient calculator 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 There was no reply. Did you press the right button to get your money back? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Not a saying but mind having to get a code from the tv listings in the newspaper to video record something on the telly. On a similar note, having to do trial and error with the 30 blank video tapes you had to find what you wanted to watch, only to find your brother had taped over it a few weeks earlier. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 (edited) “Who’s got the key for the phone?” I present you with the original “mobile phone lock”….. What (w)anchor invented this? Edited January 10, 2023 by Molotov 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: Not a saying but mind having to get a code from the tv listings in the newspaper to video record something on the telly. On a similar note, having to do trial and error with the 30 blank video tapes you had to find what you wanted to watch, only to find your brother had taped over it a few weeks earlier. "Hey Gramps. You asked me to go get you a new head cleaner. Wasn't sure what you meant." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Are you going to [whoever]’s smoker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 16 hours ago, eindhovendee said: Get Ceefax on for the scores. The concept of the Pars being in the top division would definitely confuse some young folk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Molotov said: “Who’s got the key for the phone?” I present you with the original “mobile phone lock”….. What (w)anchor invented this? Live in landlords and B&B owners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 (edited) My dad would always say “ The guy’s not the full shilling “ if someone was a bit daft Edited January 10, 2023 by stanton 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddie Holly Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 1 minute ago, stanton said: My dad would always say “ The gus not the full shilling “ if someone was a bit daft poor gus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 9 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Going in to a restaurant and being asked if you want to sit in smoking or non smoking, wtf is that about? not to diverge the topic but really who wants to puff a fag while you sit down for a nice steak or something? Etiquette was to wait until everyone had finished eating. Before food arrived was also acceptable. Not everyone was on board with that though and you'd get manky b*****ds lighting up while people were eating. It does seem really weird now and i'd probably be put off by a used ashtray in the middle of the table. Like the golden days of air travel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 7 minutes ago, Buddie Holly said: poor gus Edited now, blame my sausage fingers for bad typing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Went to the pub last night, and we had a lock-in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 "do ye teach your granny how to suck eggs" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 12 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Keep yer hand on yer ha'penny Copyright Scott McClue Dinky doo! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuggz Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Fag coupons...went down a treat in the good ol US of A. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Does anybody ever phone the speaking clock to get the right time? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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