Gnash Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 27 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said: spelt You're wrong. And I won't apologise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 @chigsy91 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Defacated on a homelsess person's bed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Put pineapple on a pizza. Accidentally, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Got married. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauriestonBairn Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I was on a teams meeting fr university. There was a student on the call who I didnt recognise. Her screen kept moving all over the place and i was getting motion sickness watching her. I made a comment about it, she apologised and told everyone that she had MS. Felt like shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I was a con artist who sold monorails to communities all across the country. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Used to post on here as Turboshandy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Lyle Lanley said: I was a con artist who sold monorails to communities all across the country. You provided cushy jobs for all the brain dead slobs, dont beat yourself up my good man And you also helped @CHIEF WIGGUMout of a jam 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 Put a smoke bomb through my ex wife's dad's letterbox when I was heavily refreshed a couple of years ago because he was, and is a class 1 fucking scumbag. Sadly he wasn't at home I subsequently learned, my ex wife sent a 'did you put a smoke bomb through my dad's letterbox when he was out at the shops today?' type text, of course I denied it and suggested it was local young rascals up to no good..... pretty sure she knows I was lying, she doesn't have the highest opinion of her dad anyway. A joke I made on Facebook in the aftermath of the passing of a parasite head of state who used taxpayers money to pay off victim of her paedophile son quickly went viral and was shared by thousands on social media, to the extent I received a handful of threatening phone calls after my mobile number was shared and I had police at my door warning me of various threats being made online against me and asking if I felt threatened enough to warrant police protection...... the 'staunch' really are a very angry and very easily offended lot eh? It's died down now but was a bit heavy duty at the time, wit ma like eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Put a smoke bomb through my ex wife's dad's letterbox when I was heavily refreshed a couple of years ago because he was, and is a class 1 fucking scumbag. Plausible and quite funny. 4 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: A joke I made on Facebook in the aftermath of the passing of a parasite head of state who used taxpayers money to pay off victim of her paedophile son quickly went viral and was shared by thousands on social media, to the extent I received a handful of threatening phone calls after my mobile number was shared and I had police at my door warning me of various threats being made online against me and asking if I felt threatened enough to warrant police protection...... the 'staunch' really are a very angry and very easily offended lot eh? It's died down now but was a bit heavy duty at the time, wit ma like eh? Behave, Magee. We all like your tall tales but that's a stretch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 All morning I killed cows. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 All I am going to say is, that money was just resting in my account. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 Erased 3 Argentinian soldiers with a bayonet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 9 hours ago, Ross. said: I’m into murders and executions, mostly. Excellent American Psycho reference Roscoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 10 hours ago, keyser_soze said: I slept with my girlfriend's mum, in my defence she was fucking hot. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Excellent American Psycho reference Roscoe. The fact it took so long is another sign that this place is going to the dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 I made up a spoof gumtree account calling myself Hector Doodle and responded to numerous ads that specified “pick up only” if they would deliver. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 @Flybhoy get the joke telt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 I used to work in a shop, if a customer was rude and paid with a credit card I would rub a magnet on the magnetic strip whilst they were signing the slip hoping that the next time they used it it wouldn't work. I don't know if it worked but it made me feel better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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