throbber Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Humour is of course subjective but a recently posted Kenneth Williams gif got me thinking that there are certain things in life that 100% of people find hilarious 100% of the time. I will get the ball rolling: The vandalism of a public building/amenity with the drawing of a penis The “accidental” arrangement of fruit to mimic a penis and testicles Holding a piece of fruit or veg over your groin to mimic a penis when in a supermarket The film Freddy got fingered Anything posted by Melanius Mullarkey, Welshbairn, Sergeant Wilson of Jacksgrandad Saying “no thanks i’m sweet enough” when someone asks if you want a sugar in your tea Teabagging Using the word erected when talking about construction/DIY. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 People falling over in public. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Waiters/waitresses dropping plates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Toddlers hitting other toddlers over the head with stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2023 Author Share Posted December 31, 2023 Three absolutely awful replies so far. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2023 Author Share Posted December 31, 2023 3 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Waiters/waitresses dropping plates. I’ll actually give this a pass so long as there is a mass cheer from everyone in the eatery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 20 minutes ago, throbber said: Humour is of course subjective but a recently posted Kenneth Williams gif got me thinking that there are certain things in life that 100% of people find hilarious 100% of the time. I will get the ball rolling: The vandalism of a public building/amenity with the drawing of a penis The “accidental” arrangement of fruit to mimic a penis and testicles Holding a piece of fruit or veg over your groin to mimic a penis when in a supermarket The film Freddy got fingered Anything posted by Melanius Mullarkey, Welshbairn, Sergeant Wilson of Jacksgrandad Saying “no thanks i’m sweet enough” when someone asks if you want a sugar in your tea Teabagging Using the word erected when talking about construction/DIY. You could've just summed that up by saying your humour is almost exclusively penis' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 15 minutes ago, throbber said: Humour is of course subjective but a recently posted Kenneth Williams gif got me thinking that there are certain things in life that 100% of people find hilarious 100% of the time. I will get the ball rolling: The vandalism of a public building/amenity with the drawing of a penis The “accidental” arrangement of fruit to mimic a penis and testicles Holding a piece of fruit or veg over your groin to mimic a penis when in a supermarket The film Freddy got fingered Anything posted by Melanius Mullarkey, Welshbairn, Sergeant Wilson of Jacksgrandad Saying “no thanks i’m sweet enough” when someone asks if you want a sugar in your tea Teabagging Using the word erected when talking about construction/DIY. Billy Connolly - In particular the Bum Joke, the Japanese Doctor Joke, the Jobby Wheecher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Driving the car slightly forward just before someone you're giving a lift to can open your passenger door. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 9 minutes ago, throbber said: I’ll actually give this a pass so long as there is a mass cheer from everyone in the eatery. Everyone does because it's universally funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2023 Author Share Posted December 31, 2023 I used to have a camouflage bench jacket back in 2007 and when ever my friends saw me they would either say “didn’t see you there” or make a joke that a floating head had entered the pub. This was in the days before social media. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2023 Author Share Posted December 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, Empty It said: You could've just summed that up by saying your humour is almost exclusively penis' The evidence looks that way but I have a lot more going on in my head than cock humour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 20 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Waiters/waitresses dropping plates. As a former waiter this couldn't be more false. To add to Corprolite's suggestion I once saw a compilation of dogs knocking over toddlers. It's one of the funniest things I ever saw. So aye. That. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 There are other gifs that, used correctly, give universal satisfaction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2023 Author Share Posted December 31, 2023 I remember a poster used this gif in response to DA’s sex pram invention which was as well executed a gif as I have seen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Rangers/Celtic getting beat, bonus hilarity if both get pumped. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: There are other gifs that, used correctly, give universal satisfaction. Best. Gif. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 High profile Tories getting emptied in elections/bi-elections. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 This video and most other road rage videos. https://youtu.be/aUU89xI_0Hs?feature=shared 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 23 minutes ago, throbber said: I used to have a camouflage bench jacket ^^^ This will never not be hilarious and sad in equal measure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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