Things that are universally hilarious

[throbber]

2 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

^^^ This will never not be hilarious and sad in equal measure.

I think it was superdry actually 

[KingRocketman II]

using a banana as a phone

[velo army]

4 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said:

using a banana as a phone

I laughed reading this so it definitely checks out .

[Spyro]

Jabbing the brakes every time your mate in the passenger seat takes a drink

[senorsoupe]

Farts with perfect comedic timing

[pozbaird]

Dessers

[hk blues]

People slipping on ice.

One of the funniest things I've seen was two folk trying to open a door from opposite sides. Better still, both had some kind of dexterity disability. 

[velo army]

30 minutes ago, senorsoupe said:

Farts with perfect comedic timing

Farts during moments of solemnity. See also  school assembly, mass (during said solemn silence) or, a personal favourite, during a silence at a school concert I attended a few years ago. I just about gave myself a hernia laughing so hard.

[hk blues]

1 hour ago, throbber said:

I used to have a camouflage bench jacket back in 2007 and when ever my friends saw me they would either say “didn’t see you there” or make a joke that a floating head had entered the pub. This was in the days before social media.

Sergeant Major - I didn't see you at camouflage drill this morning, Private.

Private - Thank You, Sir.

[Bold Rover]

High quality punnery on the Dead Pool thread.

[Richey Edwards]

Cheerio from Chigsy.

[HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows]

1 hour ago, throbber said:

I used to have a camouflage bench jacket back in 2007 and when ever my friends saw me they would either say “didn’t see you there” or make a joke that a floating head had entered the pub. This was in the days before social media.

The "hilarity" at wearing a camo jacket with a hiviz bib has to be seen to be believed. 

[RawB93]

When anyone mentions anything to do with deafness replying with "what?"

[Bert Raccoon]

Someone missing a bus/train then doing that wee run thing and pretending they never wanted to catch it in the first place 

[Peil]

1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said:

Someone missing a bus/train then doing that wee run thing and pretending they never wanted to catch it in the first place 

I once had a full bus pass me at the stop, and I knew it would be a good 30 mins till the next one.

Did a proper wee stamp and Yosemite Sam style swing of my arm.

Like to think I gave everyone on that bus a proper laugh

Edited December 31, 2023 by Peil

[Dan Steele]

The throw-in that goes straight up or better, slips through the players hands and drops behind him.

[Rugster]

The Asian guys in the car with the mentos. 

[johnnydun]

The word 'Jobby'.

['WellDel]

The big "Whoooooaaa" from the crowd when a keeper who is having a shitemare is about to take a by-kick. Especially if he then buckles and hoofs it right out the park.

[Derry Alli]

56 minutes ago, RawB93 said:

When anyone mentions anything to do with deafness replying with "what?"

In the pub Thursday boys were playing hattrick. Obviously, a harder more tactile version of "twice!".