Bairnardo Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Bit niche for the golfers, but when someone's ball falls.off the tee and someone goes "one". Its tedious, old, played out patter. Gets massively overused and yet every single time, I laugh out loud at it. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyro Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Bit niche for the golfers, but when someone's ball falls.off the tee and someone goes "one". Its tedious, old, played out patter. Gets massively overused and yet every single time, I laugh out loud at it. Similarly, we used to shout “coco pops!” whenever finishing a darts game with double 20. It was just the rules! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 23 hours ago, ICTChris said: Someone shouting obscenities during a live TV broadcast or phone-in. Sharon Goodman disagrees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Bit niche for the golfers, but when someone's ball falls.off the tee and someone goes "one". Its tedious, old, played out patter. Gets massively overused and yet every single time, I laugh out loud at it. Reminds me of a Shirey Pirey v East Fife game at Firs Park. Waiting for the ball to be retrieved after it getting launched out of the park. "We'll just use one of yours Waddell" (the ref). How we chortled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 23 hours ago, eez-eh said: Someone unintentionally letting rip in public. Bonus points when they try to pretend it didn’t happen. Despite puckering up, my best (American) mate let one slip out while we were waiting in a long line to get on the ride at the Mexican pavilion in Epcot in Orlando. I have never seen a crowd disperse so quickly. His wife then said "Oh John" as he tried to look all innocent and we all just cracked up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 A dog sitting in the driver's seat of any vehicle. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 On 31/12/2023 at 22:08, BigBo10 said: Dad jokes. “What you looking for dad?” “A duckdoo.” “What’s a duckdoo?” “Quack quack quack.” Pycos is another one that fits the bill, pardon the pun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 8 hours ago, Loonytoons said: Pycos is another one that fits the bill, pardon the pun. I've been pondering this for ten minutes and I don't get it. 'What's a pycos?'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Derry Alli Posted January 2 Popular Post Share Posted January 2 9 minutes ago, The DA said: I've been pondering this for ten minutes and I don't get it. 'What's a pycos?'. About £1.60 for a scotch ane. 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 5 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: About £1.60 for a scotch ane. Doh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Folk chasing and shouting at their dogs to come back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, The DA said: Doh! Don't get me started on the problems some folk have with a hammerfor. (Reaches for coat...) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 10 hours ago, Loonytoons said: Pycos is another one that fits the bill, pardon the pun. Around Cowdenbeath, it's a coosay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Post it note on back. "kick me" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Tampering with office seats that people leave a " Do not adjust" notice. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, bennett said: Folk chasing and shouting at their dogs to come back. FENTON! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 1 minute ago, PauloPerth said: They waited till a minute after the train left the b*****ds !!! This ^ Sorry Paulo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 17 minutes ago, bennett said: This ^ Sorry Paulo. I’d laugh too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 When someone puts an orange segment (or two) between their lips and teeth then smiles at you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 14 minutes ago, ParsJake said: When someone puts an orange segment (or two) between their lips and teeth then smiles at you. Stephen Milligan didn't find it funny 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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