velo army Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Correct I got suspended for that at school. It was a bit of a fad and unfortunately some idiot thought it funny to do it to a lassie. Obviously neither she nor her ma saw the funny side of it and the school decided to, erm, crack down on it by making examples of the most recent offenders. It was pretty funny though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 (edited) On 31/12/2023 at 17:35, eez-eh said: Someone unintentionally letting rip in public. Bonus points when they try to pretend it didn’t happen. Just reminded me of a poor lassie that farted an absolute beast in the middle of an exam in secondary school. She was a nice, quiet girl and all Spoiler Which probably added to the hilarity tbf Also - fond memories of an old job and the IT guy was standing around discussing some new project with my manager at the time. Manager mentions some new pish the owners wanted to implement; IT consultant guy who was, ah, rather blunt but knew his stuff just scoffed and went "naw that isnae gonnae work" and rattled off a few problems he saw with it off the top of his head... right after which he squatted down, let rip an earth shattering fart and says "so aye, thats exactly what I think of that fuckin idea" Edited January 5 by Thistle_do_nicely 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 I know I'm on the list for this comment, however, it has to be said. i don't get the hilarity when someone 'farts'. to the extent I have an uncle who can fart on demand, and does it all the time. In a packed house full of family members, he farted to everyone's amusement. I said in a loud voice 'I you fart, to distract that your conversation is brutal Alex' to then be booed out the house.... f**k them. i don't find it disgusting, just no funny. my kids and wife think it's hilarious, I just sit there scratching my head. I don't get it! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 8 hours ago, SlipperyP said: I know I'm on the list for this comment, however, it has to be said. i don't get the hilarity when someone 'farts'. to the extent I have an uncle who can fart on demand, and does it all the time. In a packed house full of family members, he farted to everyone's amusement. I said in a loud voice 'I you fart, to distract that your conversation is brutal Alex' to then be booed out the house.... f**k them. i don't find it disgusting, just no funny. my kids and wife think it's hilarious, I just sit there scratching my head. I don't get it! Is that the uncle who played for East Fife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuboMoravcik Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 When a TV camera cuts to the fans of the team that's just conceded a goal and they're all looking utterly raging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, LuboMoravcik said: When a TV camera cuts to the fans of the team that's just conceded a goal and they're all looking utterly raging. When the Home fans are leaving early and the opposition fans chant " we know where you'r going ". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 6 minutes ago, Blue Brazil Forever said: When the Home fans are leaving early and the opposition fans chant " we know where you'r going ". "Is this a fire drill?" was the latest version of this from the Young Team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, Cosmic Joe said: "Is this a fire drill?" was the latest version of this from the Young Team. Aye. A wee while ago now but Starks Park and Pratt Street come to mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Is that the uncle who played for East Fife? no, my brother-in-law played for east fife (assistant manager also) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 'Can you hear an echo?' Me - Pardon 'Can you hear and echo?' Smug laugh/Smile ensues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Peeping your horn when you drive past someone having a fly pish at the side of the road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Peeping your horn when you drive past someone having a fly pish at the side of the road. I like peeping the horn and enthusiastically waving at strangers as if I know them then watching the confused look on their face as they wave back. When someone trips and does that stumbling run to try and regain their balance but eventually landing in a heap. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 "Pull my finger". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 18 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: "Pull my finger". Even funnier if you have leprosy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I’m fairly confident that I could count on one hand, the amount of things mentioned in this thread that I find funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 5 hours ago, velo army said: Even funnier if you have leprosy. As the hooker said "thanks for the tip". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 6 hours ago, MONKMAN said: I’m fairly confident that I could count on one hand, the amount of things mentioned in this thread that I find funny. That's some fucking mutant hand you have there mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 When a referee falls over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 22 hours ago, Blue Brazil Forever said: When the Home fans are leaving early and the opposition fans chant " we know where you'r going ". Always prefer the classic "Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio..." whilst waving goodbye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 11 hours ago, MONKMAN said: I’m fairly confident that I could count on one hand, the amount of things mentioned in this thread that I find funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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