eez-eh Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Someone unintentionally letting rip in public. Bonus points when they try to pretend it didn’t happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2023 Author Share Posted December 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: But seriously, there's already been a thread on this: f**k you You fucking f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 3 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: "balls" surely? Saying don't call me Shirley when someone says surely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Misspelling words when talking about dyslexics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Seeing someone do the fake finger trick. It’s a thumb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 12 minutes ago, Rugster said: It’s a thumb. You’re a thumb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 3 hours ago, eez-eh said: Someone unintentionally letting rip in public. Bonus points when they try to pretend it didn’t happen. This kind of reaction to letting one rip in public would be better imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 (edited) Someone goes to sit down and you pull the seat away. Edited December 31, 2023 by HeartsOfficialMoaner . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Hearing a celebrity or local hard man say to a pub worker “Do you know who I am?” And the response being “Naw!” And pub worker announces to the rest of the pub “we’ve got someone here who doesn’t know who they are!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 This fat git getting soaked 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Dad jokes. “What you looking for dad?” “A duckdoo.” “What’s a duckdoo?” “Quack quack quack.” 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: Dad jokes. “What you looking for dad?” “A duckdoo.” “What’s a duckdoo?” “Quack quack quack.” f**k. I need to remember this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 When the voice on the London Underground says 'Cockfosters'. Never gets old. I'm in hysterics every time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atfccfc Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Teams trying to play out from the back and things like this happening! https://youtu.be/rsWM_5jYiLk?si=wJwa7jt2p2M-5JgO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, ClydeTon said: It's coming home, its coming come... Oh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 11 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Someone missing a bus/train then doing that wee run thing and pretending they never wanted to catch it in the first place I once sprinted full pelt to catch a train. I made it as well but the only issue is my backpack didn't and got caught in the doors as they were shutting. I flailed about like an idiot for a few seconds trying to free myself until the driver eventually reopened the doors. To make matters worse the driver then put out an announcement basically calling me a c**t. He was probably right tbf. Anyone else and I'd have laughed like f**k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Saying "That's what she said" at any innuendo. I find it really hard. It's always on the tip of my tongue. It used to leave a bad taste in my mouth. But now it's growing on me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 3 hours ago, johnnydun said: Saying "That's what she said" at any innuendo. I find it really hard. It's always on the tip of my tongue. It used to leave a bad taste in my mouth. But now it's growing on me. I used to think an innuendo was a Spanish suppository. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Just someone burping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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