Bert Raccoon Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 When you go for a pish and someone has a loud and seemingly uncomfortable shite in one of the cubicles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 The Kenny Dalglish nutmeg against England's Ray Clemence at Hampden in 1976. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 17 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: In the pub Thursday boys were playing hattrick. Obviously, a harder more tactile version of "twice!". I went to school with a boy who had an interview for a part time job and he “twiced” the interviewer, said he got asked to leave straight away 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Bald man with a comb over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Linesmen getting hit by the ball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Seeing someone's shopping drop out the bottom of their bag. Bonus points if eggs are splattered and cans of juice burst. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 5 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Linesmen getting hit by the ball 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 A dog in a car when the windows rolled down with it's head sticking out 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 4 hours ago, throbber said: Humour is of course subjective but a recently posted Kenneth Williams gif got me thinking that there are certain things in life that 100% of people find hilarious 100% of the time. I will get the ball rolling: The vandalism of a public building/amenity with the drawing of a penis The “accidental” arrangement of fruit to mimic a penis and testicles Holding a piece of fruit or veg over your groin to mimic a penis when in a supermarket The film Freddy got fingered Anything posted by Melanius Mullarkey, Welshbairn, Sergeant Wilson of Jacksgrandad Saying “no thanks i’m sweet enough” when someone asks if you want a sugar in your tea Teabagging Using the word erected when talking about construction/DIY. "balls" surely? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Asking someone what they've ordered in a restaurant/from a takeaway and diving for cover when they say "duck". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Berwick Rangers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: When you go for a pish and someone has a loud and seemingly uncomfortable shite in one of the cubicles So much more polite than doing it in the wash hand basin... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Someone shouting obscenities during a live TV broadcast or phone-in. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Seeing someone do the fake finger trick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 I can't fuckin belive that. I CAN'T FUCKIN BELIEVE THAT 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 But seriously, there's already been a thread on this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 20 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I can't fuckin belive that. I CAN'T FUCKIN BELIEVE THAT THATS A LEFT BACK ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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