eindhovendee Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 29 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You lot wouldn't last 5 minutes! I wouldn't last one minute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 41 minutes ago, ICTChris said: It would be impossible for Britain to enact conscription on a mass scale. There isn’t the infrastructure to equip, train and supply a large army or an influx of conscripts. The British Army has been reducing in size since the 1980s. Drafting a load of P&Bers in a Full Metal Jacket style boot camp sounds excellent though. New thread: Which P&Ber is Private Pyle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 what, with these feet? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 P&B Panzer Division 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 pieandbövril 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I'm 40, fat, both my knees are gone and I have poor eyesight. I doubt I'd be fit enough. I'm also a shitebag so I'd not fight naw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I was born in Edinburgh. But I was made in P&B. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I'm away to write my will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 After you, Big Yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: So long as they pay me my usual hourly rate then yes. You'll be in the Navy: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I had a look at the medical restrictions after reading your post. I think I tick a box in almost every category I notice a history of genital diseases and having piles bars you from active service. To avoid the draft all I need to do is shag dodgy women on wet grass Actually taking the conscription ages of WW1 and WW2 I think I'm too old now. I could join the modern equivalent of the Home Guard I suppose and be quartermaster: BLOODNOK: Any chance of calling the Police from here? SEAGOON: No BLOODNOK: Ahh, safe at last. You see we were out on manoevres when, eouigggh, me and the regimental funds took a wrong turning... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I’m a St Mirren fan, so if they parachute me into a warzone, I’d just shout Boooooo! very loudly at the enemy. Don’t think that’ll win many wars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 30 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: P&B Panzer Division The Pink Panzers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I once shot a man ......because he wouldn't dance for me. That surely disqualifies me from getting my hands on a gun again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Diamond For Me Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 (edited) War sounds like a drag and I don't love Britain enough to endure a stubbed toe for it, never mind kill or die for it. I'll give this one a miss, thanks. Ed: And yes, of course, all the people who think that anyone younger than them should be signed up should be volunteered for it themselves. Edited January 24 by A Diamond For Me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I'm up for it if we can declare war on Leith again. 'The Battle of Salamander Street' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I'm past the age of conscription in WWII now, so they'll have to be really desperate for cannon fodder to call me up. If they do, I think I'd opt for the bullet in the face at this point; I don't care if our betters can keep hold of their wealth, and I'm not interested in helping them hold on to it. Unrelated, but I really wish people would stop claiming that we're shifting towards fascism. There's nothing dangerous about the creeping militarisation of society at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 @Random Guy please produce a P&B graphic for required soldiering attributes? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Trackdaybob Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 "I didn't see you at camouflage training today young man" "Thank you sir" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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