philpy Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I don't live in a hovel, I have a perfectly serviceable en suite. You stay in inverkeithing, in those parts an indoor toilet is classed as a luxury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 You stay in inverkeithing, in those parts an indoor toilet is classed as a luxury. I must be minted, I've got two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I must be minted, I've got two. Don't listen to him, Inverkeithing is a lovely part of the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 We came second in a pub quiz last night. Not bad, but to our eternal shame, between the four of us not one person could remember the capital of Austria. Shameful, shameful scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 You should be ashamed of ureselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 We came second in a pub quiz last night. Not bad, but to our eternal shame, between the four of us not one person could remember the capital of Austria. Shameful, shameful scenes. ^^^ put down Canberra imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 We came second in a pub quiz last night. Not bad, but to our eternal shame, between the four of us not one person could remember the capital of Austria. Shameful, shameful scenes. That's a shame I'm sure you would have wanted to Wien. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I must be minted, I've got two. A sink is NOT an indoor toilet. Unless you live in Inverkeithing I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 This means nothing to me. Shadapp you face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 We came second in a pub quiz last night. Not bad, but to our eternal shame, between the four of us not one person could remember the capital of Austria. Shameful, shameful scenes. Take it Midge Ure wasn't in your team? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Take it Midge Ure wasn't in your team? Or Billy Joel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Down Stirling way today. Bunch of inconsiderate cycling arsehole riding two a breast on small windy roads. We should be allowed by law to just run the c***s off the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Down Stirling way today. Bunch of inconsiderate cycling arsehole riding two a breast on small windy roads. We should be allowed by law to just run the c***s off the road. Folk that can't drive complaining about cyclists. Never has a cyclist delayed my arrival at a destination. You should be treating a single cyclist like a small car, so two abreast makes no difference. If you can't pass two abreast, then that means you were liable to take risks with cyclists lives. Two cyclists in single file is a bigger obstacle. Drivers who pass cyclists at pinch points. Absolute feckwits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Dancing competitions on a Sunday fucking morning. Good luck Mozza, I'm sure you make a wonderful dancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Thanks Throbber. I've been since 6 practicing my highland fling but my hangover is kicking in You really should lay off the sauce a little bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Folk that can't drive complaining about cyclists. Never has a cyclist delayed my arrival at a destination. You should be treating a single cyclist like a small car, so two abreast makes no difference. If you can't pass two abreast, then that means you were liable to take risks with cyclists lives. Two cyclists in single file is a bigger obstacle. Drivers who pass cyclists at pinch points. Absolute feckwits. I would lock cyclists in the velodrome with Harry Clarke and his bin lorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Starting to see why Moz has been complaining about the missus so much lately. Dancing on a Sunday morning, FFS. Makes me happy I'm married to a (sort-of) cripple. Meanwhile, I'm away out with a raging headache to see pandas kunging their fu. I do have the option of getting blootered beforehand, however, but I will be in charge of a wheelchair, so I'm conflicted. The wife claims to prefer Party Dave to Responsible Dave, but she might feel differently if I swerve her out into traffic. Could ruin the film for the wean too if his mother dies beforehand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 To avoid this becoming a regular thing, I recommend a healthy dose of dirty dancing with the inevitable middle-aged strumpet that always turns up to take the edge off her desperate desire for physical contact with men. Unless that's Mrs Mozza, in which case you can relax on the sidelines and have a nap. Sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Oh God, it gets worse. I figured you'd at least get to ogle some of the dancers' tushies. Sounds like that would be a very bad idea indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Folk that can't drive complaining about cyclists. Never has a cyclist delayed my arrival at a destination. You should be treating a single cyclist like a small car, so two abreast makes no difference. If you can't pass two abreast, then that means you were liable to take risks with cyclists lives. Two cyclists in single file is a bigger obstacle. Drivers who pass cyclists at pinch points. Absolute feckwits. Boo fucking hoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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