Dee Dee Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Sweet Pete is all talk and no trousers and will ultimately shite it under pressure. If you don't shite, you die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 If you don't shite, you die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Local bottle shop is out of Innis & Gunn. Birthday is ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I can formally confirm that I do indeed have trousers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Local bottle shop is out of Innis & Gunn. Birthday is ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Local bottle shop is out of Innis & Gunn. Birthday is ruined. Remember it's April Fools Day, and they are probably just hiding it in the back to be funny c*nts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I just knew Swarley's birthday would be on the 1st of April. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I just knew Swarley's birthday would be on the 1st of April.Ah ha a "fool" reference. Never heard that one before in my 42 years nice one m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) Remember it's April Fools Day, and they are probably just hiding it in the back to be funny c*ntsNot far from the truth. Found the last bottle. Birthday back on track.Eta: although the wife has gone to bed as she is quote tired unquote. Edited April 1, 2016 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Not far from the truth. Found the last bottle. Birthday back on track. Eta: although the wife has gone to bed as she is quote tired unquote. Again, an April Fool. You have 2 choices - get her pumped or boot her in the pie then get her pumped. HB & YW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I get genuinely furious at stock photographs. Everyone on them looks like c***s. See also dicks in beer/deodorant/shampoo/car adverts watching "footie" in a clean pressed shirt with their hair all done up. Scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 People standing and texting in front of the section of books in the library you're looking for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 People standing and texting in front of the section of books in the library you're looking for. ^^^Trying to have a sly w**k looking at Deadasdillenger's latest opus type post.. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/221336-my-book-kerby-rated-5-stars/?p=10317928 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Close. Is it your IQ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The wife went to see the Rocky horror show at the playhouse last night. Have a guess which DVD she is now watching. And she's reading the programme as well. Pie kicking beckons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The wife went to see the Rocky horror show at the playhouse last night. Have a guess which DVD she is now watching. And she's reading the programme as well. Pie kicking beckons. Reminds me of this. Watership Down, you've read the book, you've seen the film, now try the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The wife went to see the Rocky horror show at the playhouse last night. Have a guess which DVD she is now watching. And she's reading the programme as well. Pie kicking beckons. If you're going to kick her in the pie then position yourself properly. It's just a jump to the left.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The Skype support website's answer to the question "how do I find the files I've been sent" is "look at the conversation with the contact who sent you it and scroll up until you find it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Even if they were they'd probably get bored looking for anything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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