Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: You could pop along as well, and keep him company. That would be a riveting encounter listening to him reminisce about his times working for the NHS and more famously pay day, no fucking thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: That would be a riveting encounter listening to him reminisce about his times working for the NHS and more famously pay day, no fucking thank you. Was it not you and mozza planning a camping trip with throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Was it not you and mozza planning a camping trip with throbber? I know Zen and throbber, who is the other bloke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 19 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Was it not you and mozza planning a camping trip with throbber? Aw cute, are you feeling left out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 The wine vouchers you get when you order gig tickets. Supplemented this time by what appears to be a Jacamo rip-off called Zalando. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 41 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Aw cute, are you feeling left out? I've got Mozza locked in the basement so no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 14 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: I've got Mozza locked in the basement so no. Well I'm fucked if I'm going camping with throbber on my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Was it not you and mozza planning a camping trip with throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 My aunt, i'm sure I've mentioned her on this topic before. She's doing my fucking head in, shes constantly going to various charity shops buying random fucking pictures and portraits, then asking me to google the artist. She claims she is just curious to know if they have done anything else. I know for a fact its because she watches too much fucking bargain hunt and she wants to know if she has finally found a gem she can sell for money. I'd tell her to google it herself but this is a woman who struggled with the remote for a fucking VCR. If its not shite prints of shite artists its fucking uncommon coins and notes. She really needs to stop watching bargain hunt and give me a fucking break. I've told her countless times to leave me out of it and don't ask me but of course i get the usual guilt trip shite of "Oh we cant ask you anything, don't ask him for a favor, ungrateful blah blah" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 She sounds like she needs her hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 3 hours ago, throbber said: This was Bobbys idea. was it not for Thickofest or the Simpletons annual retreat? I think I was on the guest list (by mistake). I bought a balaclava on eBay just incase. G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 13 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: was it not for Thickofest or the Simpletons annual retreat? I think I was on the guest list (by mistake). I bought a balaclava on eBay just incase. G-Bo(re) Day Two in the P&B campsite. It was a mistake to let throbber and Grimbo take charge of cooking but fortunately an emergency supply of red dots was flown in.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Day Two in the P&B campsite. It was a mistake to let throbber and Grimbo take charge of cooking but fortunately an emergency supply of red dots was flown in.. I had to burn Philpy's pool cue, well it's better to beast safe than sorry. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Boy at work end every sentence with ",so..." Hardly crime of the century, but it's every fucking time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Boy at work end every sentence with ",so..." Hardly crime of the century, but it's every fucking time. Most Weegies do that, so they do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 This is a thing now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Emotional eaters, (mainly women) "I felt rubbish today, so I demolished a whole pack of biscuits" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Lassie I went to school with has screenshotted one of the Kardashian c***s' Instagram photos and put it on Twitter, demanding to know where she can get the sunglasses she's wearing because she NEEDS them for her holiday in Cancun next year. They probably cost about £20k ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Lassie I went to school with has screenshotted one of the Kardashian c***s' Instagram photos and put it on Twitter, demanding to know where she can get the sunglasses she's wearing because she NEEDS them for her holiday in Cancun next year. They probably cost about £20k ffs. Anyone who rushes out to buy an item of clothing just because a celebrity is wearing it is a fuckwit of the highest order in my humble opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Anyone who rushes out to buy an item of clothing just because a celebrity is wearing it is a fuckwit of the highest order in my humble opinion. Absolutely. Even more so when said item probably costs 15X your month's pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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