DI Bruce Robertson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I don't care if she's stitched up from phanny to arsehole, get it fucking booted. Phixed that phor you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, DI Bruce Robertson said: Phixed that fhor you. Probably should have been "phucking" as well. Poor show all round really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Phergus is the worst name I've ever heard. I hope the registrar ignores them and spells it correctly, for the kids sake anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Phergus is the worst name I've ever heard. I hope the registrar ignores them and spells it correctly, for the kids sake anyway. If he doesn't, the poor wee phud's going to get booted phuck out of at school - nobody wants a phriend called Phergus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: If he doesn't, the poor wee phud's going to get booted phuck out of at school - nobody wants a phriend called Phergus. Unless any of his classmates are called Phineas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Unless any of his classmates are called Phineas. Or Fillip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Minutes applause during football matches. I go to watch the game and enjoy myself not stand about like a self important seal. While we're on the subject fans who applaud themselves after they sing the club song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 9 minutes ago, thisal said: Minutes applause during football matches. I go to watch the game and enjoy myself not stand about like a self important seal. While we're on the subject fans who applaud themselves after they sing the club song. Probably been done already, but fans who applaud when an attendance figure is announced at games really irritate me. "Well done to me for turning up". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: If he doesn't, the poor wee phud's going to get booted phuck out of at school - nobody wants a phriend called Phergus. Phergus sings the Bhlues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 He's some bhoy that Phergus mhan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 10 hours ago, philpy said: One of our friend's sisters had a boy yesterday. They called him "phergus"'. I hope that this is announced on national TV so the b*****ds can be shamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) 50 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Phergus sings the Bhlues With a name like that, I'd have thought Phields of Anthenry would have been more likely. Eta: or even Phields Oph Anthenry. Lol. Edited September 23, 2016 by Lisa Cuddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: With a name like that, I'd have thought Phields of Anthenry would have been more likely. Eta: or even Phields Oph Anthenry. Lol. Wouldn't expect to hear him singing The Sash My Phather Wore either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Wouldn't expect to hear him singing The Sash My Phather Wore either. He won't Phollow Phollow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Phree munny phor phergus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Phphs Filpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Bound to end up as a Phreedom Phighter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 It would be funny if he develops a lisp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Phergus should be drowned in a bucket for his own good and his parents should be tied to a couch that is launched off a mountain using a medieval catapult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Phergus should be drowned in a bucket for his own good and his parents should be tied to a couch that is launched off a mountain using a medieval catapult. Nah the parents should be drowned and Phergus allowed to change his name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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