smpar Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Gone for a swim, just nipped back into the changing rooms which were empty, but some guy has left his brand new iPhone sitting on top of all of his stuff. Literally nothing is in a locker. Tempted to hand it into reception to teach the c*nt a lesson. Use he phone to text his wife saying "but what if my wife finds out?? She thinks I'm at the gym." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Use he phone to text his wife saying "but what if my wife finds out?? She thinks I'm at the gym." If it's who's I think it is, he's in here with a girlfriend. So you might not be too far off. Could just arse about with the passcode and lock his phone for hours, that'll teach him for having an iPhone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, deej said: If it's who's I think it is, he's in here with a girlfriend. So you might not be too far off. Could just arse about with the passcode and lock his phone for hours, that'll teach him for having an iPhone. Hide his phone in a sock just to freak him out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Dick pic wallpaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Dick pic wallpaper. Are you suggesting that or is it just something that gets on your nerves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Made a lovely pork casserole for dinner, and the wife's just covered hers with barbecue sauce without even tasting it. Mine pours half a bottle of soy sauce over any stir fry I make before tasting. I'm tempted to stir a load of salt into her plate full before serving next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 minute ago, deej said: Are you suggesting that or is it just something that gets on your nerves? That was a suggestion. I'm largely ambivalent on the subject. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Are you suggesting that or is it just something that gets on your nerves? Either that or oor Miguel is getting confused with the Reasons to be Cheerful thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, deej said: Are you suggesting that or is it just something that gets on your nerves? Miguel's living room wallpaper: (very NSFW, obviously) Spoiler 5 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Mine pours half a bottle of soy sauce over any stir fry I make before tasting. I'm tempted to stir a load of salt into her plate full before serving next time. An old girlfriend wouldn't eat without copious amounts of ketchup, to the point of tantrums. The wife's an upgrade TBF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Ketchup is fucking minging. I have a mate who puts it on everything he eats. Even baked beans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 My wife hasn't taken my surname. It's actually easier to change mine to hers over here but not sure I'd suit as my surname. Here in the Philippines, when a women gets married she takes the husband's name but her maiden name becomes her middle name. Children's middle name is the mother's maiden name. Keeps the feminists happy I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 12 hours ago, GTG_03 said: At the airport now. Tannoy to remain seated at the gate and boarding will commence soon by grouping. Cue heaps of people immediately standing up and waiting at the gate. We deserve to be extinct. Never understood this behaviour. I just sit down until the queue's gone then wander over. Also the idea of letting folk on rows 1-18 then 18-36 or whatever is ridiculous. Still leads to the aisles being clogged up while everyone puts their luggage away. Would make more sense to board the people on the window seats, then the middle seats, then the aisles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Never understood this behaviour. I just sit down until the queue's gone then wander over. Also the idea of letting folk on rows 1-18 then 18-36 or whatever is ridiculous. Still leads to the aisles being clogged up while everyone puts their luggage away. Would make more sense to board the people on the window seats, then the middle seats, then the aisles. Best way is to put the seat number on a ball and get the airport to employ a Z list celebrity to draw the boarding order before every flight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 25 minutes ago, ajwffc said: Best way is to put the seat number on a ball and get the airport to employ a Z list celebrity to draw the boarding order before every flight Best way would be to change the gate once the queue has formed, just to see the Benny-Hil-esque charge to the other gate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) 14 hours ago, GTG_03 said: At the airport now. Tannoy to remain seated at the gate and boarding will commence soon by grouping. Cue heaps of people immediately standing up and waiting at the gate. We deserve to be extinct. I took this at Malaga airport last week. 45 mins before the flight was due to leave and the plane hadn't even landed yet. Cattle. ETA. The guy in the blue and white stripy top near the front rocked up with the folk he was travelling with, deposited his bags at the front of the queue and then went and sat down. I gave him my best Greggy face as we got on before him as we were travelling with kids. Edited January 13, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Modern gaming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I took this at Malaga airport last week. 45 mins before the flight was due to leave and the plane hadn't even landed yet. Cattle. ETA. The guy in the blue and white stripy top near the front rocked up with the folk he was travelling with, deposited his bags at the front of the queue and then went and sat down. I gave him my best Greggy face as we got on before him as we were travelling with kids. Should have alerted the authorities to the unattended baggage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Personally, I would have alerted the authorities to the unattended baggage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Should have alerted the authorities to the unattended baggage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 D'you know what I should have done? Alerted the authorities to the unattended baggage. "Me llamo Lee Wallace...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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