Hedgecutter Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 America. Been here four weeks now, two to go. Been three days for me now. Wish I'd never seen Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Went back to some birds house last night to find out that she is one of these weird cat people. Was planning on giving her another blast before heading home this morning but when she started speaking to her cats like they are children, I decided it wasn't worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, Aidan said: Went back to some birds house last night to find out that she is one of these weird cat people. Was planning on giving her another blast before heading home this morning but when she started speaking to her cats like they are children, I decided it wasn't worth it. Was she telling them she had their new daddy in the bedroom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Was she telling them she had their new daddy in the bedroom? If she had it wouldn't have made the situation any stranger tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Aidan said: Went back to some birds house last night to find out that she is one of these weird cat people. Was planning on giving her another blast before heading home this morning but when she started speaking to her cats like they are children, I decided it wasn't worth it. Who said romance was dead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Aidan said: Went back to some birds house last night to find out that she is one of these weird cat people. Was planning on giving her another blast before heading home this morning but when she started speaking to her cats like they are children, I decided it wasn't worth it. Probably a tactic to get rid of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 I speak to the cat much nicer than I do to anyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Only out of fear though. It really annoys my wife how I'm never anything but sweetness and light to him. He's a sound wee guy though, much less annoying than any of the humans in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Your avatar has disappeared @Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: My cat is sound too and I consider him to be at least as good a friend to me as any of my human pals. Hes a wee bell end at night though and regularly wakes me up by trampling all over me. He's relegated to the kitchen at night with the dog now. He woke me up once too often at 4 or 5 am to be cute any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: Your avatar has disappeared @Shandon Par I'm struggling to get on with my new internet browser. Copying and pasting seems overly complicated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 So i had a family member in hospital recently and during that time as a surprise i decorated their kitchen and bathroom single handedly over 3 days, it was a b*****d to get it done but i was able to. I ran out of tape during so a double of edges were free hand and while they were happy with it, me being a perfectionist decided to go back tonight to clean up the edges in question with a new roll of tape. I got really talked down to like a piece of shit, basically along the lines of "how can ye no do it without the tape!?!" "If i could i wouldn't be here fixing it" "if your hands could go as fast as your mouth you would be done already" Well i just dropped what i was doing and walked out, absolutely reuse to get talked to like that when i'm working my arse off for free as a gift to them. I had even agreed to get the living room done this week and now i've refused unless i'm given a apology, which i might add i know i wont get cause this particular person is more stubborn than i am. Am i being too harsh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 People who phone ye up asking for a number and, when ye start reading it out, say "Wait til I get a pen" Naw ya plampf. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: So i had a family member in hospital recently and during that time as a surprise i decorated their kitchen and bathroom single handedly over 3 days, it was a b*****d to get it done but i was able to. I ran out of tape during so a double of edges were free hand and while they were happy with it, me being a perfectionist decided to go back tonight to clean up the edges in question with a new roll of tape. I got really talked down to like a piece of shit, basically along the lines of "how can ye no do it without the tape!?!" "If i could i wouldn't be here fixing it" "if your hands could go as fast as your mouth you would be done already" Well i just dropped what i was doing and walked out, absolutely reuse to get talked to like that when i'm working my arse off for free as a gift to them. I had even agreed to get the living room done this week and now i've refused unless i'm given a apology, which i might add i know i wont get cause this particular person is more stubborn than i am. Am i being too harsh? Real men do it perfectly freehand. Neither do they start a post with so. This family member should disown you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Toilets in the Odeon Braehead. "These restrooms are checked regularly"TOILETS YOU FECKIN KANTS !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Am i being too harsh? Go back, start as normal, then, about half an hour in, just spray paint "Lee Wallace is a grass" across their living room wall and piss on their telly. Only way they'll ever learn Edited April 3, 2017 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 57 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: So i had a family member in hospital recently and during that time as a surprise i decorated their kitchen and bathroom single handedly over 3 days, it was a b*****d to get it done but i was able to. I ran out of tape during so a double of edges were free hand and while they were happy with it, me being a perfectionist decided to go back tonight to clean up the edges in question with a new roll of tape. I got really talked down to like a piece of shit, basically along the lines of "how can ye no do it without the tape!?!" "If i could i wouldn't be here fixing it" "if your hands could go as fast as your mouth you would be done already" Well i just dropped what i was doing and walked out, absolutely reuse to get talked to like that when i'm working my arse off for free as a gift to them. I had even agreed to get the living room done this week and now i've refused unless i'm given a apology, which i might add i know i wont get cause this particular person is more stubborn than i am. Am i being too harsh? Did you ignore them when they said it was fine and just barged in unexpected with your painter's radio? And did you change the colour scheme? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Go back, start as normal, then, about half an hour in, just spray pain "Lee Wallace is a grass" across their living room wall and piss on their telly. Only way they'll ever learn 'Spray pain' is it like broken glass? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Aidan said: Went back to some birds house last night to find out that she is one of these weird cat people. Was planning on giving her another blast before heading home this morning but when she started speaking to her cats like they are children, I decided it wasn't worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 2 hours ago, EdgarusQPFC said: So i had a family member in hospital recently and during that time as a surprise i decorated their kitchen and bathroom single handedly over 3 days, it was a b*****d to get it done but i was able to. I ran out of tape during so a double of edges were free hand and while they were happy with it, me being a perfectionist decided to go back tonight to clean up the edges in question with a new roll of tape. I got really talked down to like a piece of shit, basically along the lines of "how can ye no do it without the tape!?!" "If i could i wouldn't be here fixing it" "if your hands could go as fast as your mouth you would be done already" Well i just dropped what i was doing and walked out, absolutely reuse to get talked to like that when i'm working my arse off for free as a gift to them. I had even agreed to get the living room done this week and now i've refused unless i'm given a apology, which i might add i know i wont get cause this particular person is more stubborn than i am. Am i being too harsh? Kill them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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