Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 TalkTalk broadband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 The phrase "street food". I ordered meal in Bar Soba last week. It was brought to me on a real plate with a metal knife and fork. It was brought to me by a waitress. I paid £11 for it. At no point during the transaction was either the cook, the food, the server or I ever outside. So why the f**k do they call it street food? Bar Soba is shite for Thai food, and everything in general tbh, should try Thaikhun, their pork dish is absolutely outstanding.Either that or stop being a pretentious arsehole and go for a kebab/chips and cheese like normal people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Pensioners that dress their lower half as if going to work in a corporate office, but dress their upper half as if they're on their way to the Costa del Sol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The fact someone has decided to call their newly advertised "grammar app," fucking GRAMMARLY. I mean.... c'mon tae f**k. Grrrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The missus is watching something called 'Made In Chelsea'...Would like to set fire to every c**t on it. Just awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: The missus is watching something called 'Made In Chelsea'... Would like to set fire to every c**t on it. Just awful. Do you know anyone with a track record in fire-raising you could have a word with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 My company relies on the most horrific fiddly application ever for submitting expenses. I get a warning that there's no receipt attached, so I attach a receipt. I get a new warning saying that there's a receipt attached but I haven't declared "receipt attached"f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 My company relies on the most horrific fiddly application ever for submitting expenses. I get a warning that there's no receipt attached, so I attach a receipt. I get a new warning saying that there's a receipt attached but I haven't declared "receipt attached"f**k off Ouch. We never had an app before the turn of the year and I think ours is great, take a picture, say what it is and then when back in the office you just submit it formally. Saves a mountain of receipts piling up in my wallet like before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I can't seem to copy and paste the link, which in itself is annoying but there is a story about a 21 year old man finding a maggot in his Easter egg in Dumfries and Galloway. The article says he opened it 7th of March, which is a full month before Easter Sunday! Also he is a 21 year old man eating an Easter egg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: My company relies on the most horrific fiddly application ever for submitting expenses. I get a warning that there's no receipt attached, so I attach a receipt. I get a new warning saying that there's a receipt attached but I haven't declared "receipt attached" f**k off Is it Concur by any chance? My company has switched to that in the last couple of years and you need to attach every receipt for every meal etc individually and say what it was how much your claiming etc. If you're away for a couple of weeks it takes a full morning to put your expenses in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cille Mhernaig Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The trend for holes ripped in knees of jeans reached a new low today when out at lunch and I saw a guy walking about Glasgow with jobby catcher joggy's with holes ripped in the knees. Also on way back to the office saw a guy in formal trousers that were too short, formal shoes and no socks. Stay classy Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Is it Concur by any chance? My company has switched to that in the last couple of years and you need to attach every receipt for every meal etc individually and say what it was how much your claiming etc. If you're away for a couple of weeks it takes a full morning to put your expenses in. It is Concur, aye. I use a company credit card so i have to wait 3-4 days for transactions to appear in it before filling in the blanks. I've got 2 weeks worth of flights, hotels, trains and food to sort out for myself and a colleague. Halfway through after about an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cille Mhernaig said: The trend for holes ripped in knees of jeans reached a new low today when out at lunch and I saw a guy walking about Glasgow with jobby catcher joggy's with holes ripped in the knees. Also on way back to the office saw a guy in formal trousers that were too short, formal shoes and no socks. Stay classy Glasgow. You'll know it's touched bottom (no Kenneth Williams pics, please) when you see a guy in formal trousers with holes in the knees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: You'll know it's touched bottom (no Kenneth Williams pics, please) when you see a guy in formal trousers with holes in the knees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The Flash advert with the dog. The singing dog itself, although particularly annoying, isn't actually the specific PTTGOYN here. It's the 'it works miracles' part as she wipes mud off the bath. Yes, mud, the stuff that you can easily wipe off of bathroom ceramics using that miraculous compound known as 'water'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The Flash advert with the dog. The singing dog itself, although particularly annoying, isn't actually the specific PTTGOYN here. It's the 'it works miracles' part as she wipes mud off the bath. Yes, mud, the stuff that you can easily wipe off of bathroom ceramics using that miraculous compound known as 'water'. Go to the Pish Adverts thread in the TV section. Let the hate flow through you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cille Mhernaig Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 33 minutes ago, GordonD said: You'll know it's touched bottom (no Kenneth Williams pics, please) when you see a guy in formal trousers with holes in the knees. If I'd ventured west end I'd no doubt see some hipster p***k sporting such a look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The beer aisle in my local supermarket in as far away from the entrance door as possible. Having to dodge past people with trolleys full of food and other non-essentials both there and back does my head in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Age. Currently sitting off as one of 3 late 20 to 30 somethings playing squash. Excessive tiredness, DOMS, tennis elbow, some sort of nerve pain in my arse and what feels like the beginning of shin splints all make the top 5 current ailments. 5 years ago I would have had none of them. Are you sitting on your racquet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 People who say socket when they mean plug and vice versa. I'd like to show these c***s what's what while I'm plugging in their electric chair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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