Miguel Sanchez Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 36 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: It's pretty fuckin obvious. There's a picture of a boy on a bike. 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've seen numerous posters dotted around for "Glasgow European Championships 2018" None of these posters detail what they are the European Championships of. I saw one on the subway yesterday that said "6 sports" on it as well and most of them seem to have someone in a wheelchair, so I'm assuming it's some sort of disabled sports thing. But as advertising goes, whether it's a ploy to make you look it up in your own time or the ineptitude of whoever made the posters, oh, it's annoying. Observation not your strongest suit either, seemingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Observation not your strongest suit either, seemingly. Obviously sarcasm isn't either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 54 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: It's pretty fuckin obvious. There's a picture of a boy on a bike. So did the Hovis advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Just setting off from Waverley, & my seat is right in the middle of a hen party. Whats wrong with that? You may ask. The hen party seems to entirely consist of the sorts who only go to a pub on the last Friday before Xmas. "ohh, we have enough prosecco for 1 bottle between 2!" is the cringiest comment so far. Not even any wids among them. Brings me nicely to a story. Get on train at Waverley for a stag in Newcastle. Quickly notice the large group of attractive ladies next to us who are drinking also. Thinking this is gonnae be a great hour and a half train journey with a few quality wids. They got off at Haymarket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 26 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Brings me nicely to a story. Get on train at Waverley for a stag in Newcastle. Quickly notice the large group of attractive ladies next to us who are drinking also. Thinking this is gonnae be a great hour and a half train journey with a few quality wids. They got off at Haymarket On a train going from the Waverley to Newcastle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tynieness said: They were probably booked to Newcastle but when they saw you they thought f**k it, its that miserable c**t Gav fae PnB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 On a train going from the Waverley to Newcastle? This needs answered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 On a train going from the Waverley to Newcastle? That's obscene. Imagine fucking off a night of cheap drink and triples to spend a night in Edinburgh. Whoever they are, that's needing sorted out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 56 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Brings me nicely to a story. Get on train at Waverley for a stag in Newcastle. Quickly notice the large group of attractive ladies next to us who are drinking also. Thinking this is gonnae be a great hour and a half train journey with a few quality wids. They got off at Haymarket Isn't that a euphemism or am I being woodshed? Or aren't you aware that it is a euphemism and what it means? So many questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 "I was just pushing in his hemorrhoids." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 American food aisles springing up in supermarkets. The Scottish diet is bad enough without the morbidly obese capital of the world sending across their crap... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Angusfifer said: American food aisles springing up in supermarkets. The Scottish diet is bad enough without the morbidly obese capital of the world sending across their crap... What supermarket? Their microwavable burger and breakfast shite is brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: What supermarket? Their microwavable burger and breakfast shite is brilliant. Tesco... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Hotels that let you book for a party of 9, then text you the night before refusing to take the booking, as they don't allow parties that size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 48 minutes ago, mizfit said: Hotels that let you book for a party of 9, then text you the night before refusing to take the booking, as they don't allow parties that size. Sounds like it'd be a shite party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 People who yawn loudly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, GordonD said: On a train going from the Waverley to Newcastle? I met up with the gambler We were both too tired to sleep So we took turns a-starin' Out the window at the darkness The boredom overtook us, And he began to speak He said, "Son, I've made a life Out of readin' people's faces Knowin' what the cards were By the way they held their eyes So if you don't mind me sayin' I can see you're out of aces For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice" So I handed him my bottle And he drank down my last swallow Then he bummed a cigarette And asked me for a light And the night got deathly quiet And his faced lost all expression He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy You gotta learn to play it right You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done Every gambler knows That the secret to survivin' Is knowin' what to throw away And knowin' what to keep 'Cause every hand's a winner And every hand's a loser And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep And when he finished speakin' He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette And faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness The gambler he broke even But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done You've got to know when to hold 'em (when to hold 'em) Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em) Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done Edited April 1, 2017 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I met up with the gambler We were both too tired to sleep So we took turns a-starin' Out the window at the darkness The boredom overtook us, And he began to speak He said, "Son, I've made a life Out of readin' people's faces Knowin' what the cards were By the way they held their eyes So if you don't mind me sayin' I can see you're out of aces For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice" So I handed him my bottle And he drank down my last swallow Then he bummed a cigarette And asked me for a light And the night got deathly quiet And his faced lost all expression He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy You gotta learn to play it right You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done Every gambler knows That the secret to survivin' Is knowin' what to throw away And knowin' what to keep 'Cause every hand's a winner And every hand's a loser And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep And when he finished speakin' He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette And faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness The gambler he broke even But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done You've got to know when to hold 'em (when to hold 'em) Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em) Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done TL;DR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 People who yawn loudly. It sneeze deliberately loudly, no need for it and can give people in the vicinity a fright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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