Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Fae_the_'briggs]

At the big Council Car Park in town, plenty of all day parking spaces in the morning, yet some drivers persist in parking on the access road making it single lane, and you are forced to give way to other cars when you are driving in or out. Drive another 20 yards you lazy twats and park in the proper spaces.

[Dosser-fae-the-shire]

Snap. I lent my copy to my mum and she denies any knowledge of it.

I've got it on DVD and video. I paid something like £70 for the video years ago. They brought it out on DVD about 3 years later.

[GordonD]

2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

I dont mind cutting the grass. But I think what I just cut was 98% moss. Cutting the moss can f**k off.

That happened to me once. I had actually got Mick Jagger in to clear it off the top before I cut the grass, but when he'd finished it looked as if he hadn't done a damn thing.

[Jamaldo]

Apps users will be aware that when you're scrolling down the list of threads in a certain forum, they'll have an image above the title of the thread, and it's usually the last image/gif posted on the thread.

Except for the "Things you want to share with P+B" thread, which still has of a picture of some leather jacket wearing twat touching his hair, which was posted fucking months ago.

This annoys me far more than it should.

[Bobby Skidmarks]

Apps users will be aware that when you're scrolling down the list of threads in a certain forum, they'll have an image above the title of the thread, and it's usually the last image/gif posted on the thread.

Except for the "Things you want to share with P+B" thread, which still has of a picture of some leather jacket wearing twat touching his hair, which was posted fucking months ago.

This annoys me far more than it should.

Go into settings and turn off image previews.

[Tommy Nooka]

Apps users will be aware that when you're scrolling down the list of threads in a certain forum, they'll have an image above the title of the thread, and it's usually the last image/gif posted on the thread.

Except for the "Things you want to share with P+B" thread, which still has of a picture of some leather jacket wearing twat touching his hair, which was posted fucking months ago.

This annoys me far more than it should.

That 'twat' would be the rock god Eddie Vedder!

I agree though, it is a bit annoying.

[Rugster]

28 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:

Playing fives last night , my turn to go in goal which is fine. Opposition take a shot which hits the post, bounces back and hits me in the balls, was right on the tip of my bellend. Not a full blown hit but was enough for me to fall to the ground.

Your balls are on the tip of your bellend?

[Shotgun]

I've got into the habit of drinking too much on Friday nights, even when I tell myself I won't. Yet another Saturday morning with a hangover. I have a shit ton of stuff I'd planned to do today and here I am, parked on the couch in no mood to do any of it.

Those of you who are still young - appreciate every day of it.

[GordonD]

2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said:

 

Ha. :-(. Not even going to attempt to fix the post.
Basically hit tip of my bellend then onto balls but wasn't full blown.

Sore all the same

 

 

[Tony Ferrino]

7 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

I dont mind cutting the grass. But I think what I just cut was 98% moss. Cutting the moss can f**k off.

Moss needs to be trimmed. Trimming the moss is one of life's neccessities according to Mrs Ferrino.

[Tony Ferrino]

3 hours ago, Rugster said:

Your balls are on the tip of your bellend?

Freestyle.

[Tony Ferrino]

2 hours ago, Shotgun said:

I've got into the habit of drinking too much on Friday nights, even when I tell myself I won't. Yet another Saturday morning with a hangover. I have a shit ton of stuff I'd planned to do today and here I am, parked on the couch in no mood to do any of it.

Those of you who are still young - appreciate every day of it.

Get yourself out of the 27 club before you even get in it yo.

[Shotgun]

1 hour ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Get yourself out of the 27 club before you even get in it yo.

Thanks but when it comes to dying young, my window of opportunity has been well and truly missed.

[Tony Ferrino]

3 minutes ago, Shotgun said:

Thanks but when it comes to dying young, my window of opportunity has been well and truly missed.

Hopefully as good as your aiming

[Sweet Pete]

Playing fitba with the boy earlier and I was setting up to score incredible curlers from tight angles to the goal, wrapping my foot around the ball, but the gosh dang windfloater then swerves all over as it's got no weight.

[mizfit]

Trying to watch telly, Missus is watching stupid videos ridiculously loud on her phone.


I feel I may skip the boot in the pie and go straight to booting down the stairs.

[philpy]

I feel your pain mate. I have to suffer the same thing on a regular basis. Even wearing her earphones doesn't help, as she'll still laugh very loudly.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

2 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Moss needs to be trimmed. Trimming the moss is one of life's neccessities according to Mrs Ferrino.

[WeAreElgin]

Updates. I've had my PS4 off for a couple of months due to moving house, and I've switched it on for the first time tonight.

So far, it's installed 1.4Gb of updates and I've already had to open another beer while I wait. Someone should start a gofundme page for my plight.

[pleslie99]

Trying to watch telly, Missus is watching stupid videos ridiculously loud on her phone.


I feel I may skip the boot in the pie and go straight to booting down the stairs.

This does my nut in! My Mrs sits watching shite with the volume right up! Yeah....it's not as if I'm watching the tv or anything! When I complain about the volume I get told 'you don't need to hear the football/snooker/golf (edit for whatever sport is on)