Aidan Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I'd suggest making your own pizza but after a few too many cans and about an hour later it will magically turn into a Goodfellas carbon frizby. [emoji38] That's not a bad shout actually. Since I'm staying in tomorrow I'm taking my niece for the night so getting to wreck the kitchen might shut her up for half an hour or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 34 minutes ago, red23 said: Nah sorry lads, just spunked it all away on a new iphone for £70 a month full sky package and some new full price clobber from Jack Wills. 26 minutes ago, red23 said: Aye spending £50 on two pizzas from Dominos is probably where you're going wrong Are you looking to invest in a sure fire project that will double your capital in no time at all? PM me, sort you out. Free bets too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Aidan said: That's not a bad shout actually. Since I'm staying in tomorrow I'm taking my niece for the night so getting to wreck the kitchen might shut her up for half an hour or so. Letting the niece getting a pizza the action will deffo keep her amused, all you need next is for her to obtain a cold one straight from the fridge while she is keeping a watch on the whatever it ends up being. I made pizzas with my daughter when she was young, she preferred the French bread pizzas better. A jar of Ragu some cheese and some toppings and much fun to be had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: Are you looking to invest in a sure fire project that will double your capital in no time at all? PM me, sort you out. Free bets too. You still trying to offload them Rangers international PLC shares you bought? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 7 hours ago, hellbhoy said: I grew up in a time before Maggie Thatcher deregulated the banks and credit was hard to come by and the adverts the banks were using mostly told us to save our cash in their banks, nowadays the adverts are telling folk to get easy credit to buy the latest stuff, why? because they make more cash out of us by being in debt, but who cares you have the latest stuff and that's what is important is the new mantra. I understand where you are coming from but for the younger generation they have been subjected to mass marketing ploys that you don't have to accept mediocre things in your life if you accept credit but try not to think that it is actually a debt that has to be paid back. I pay cash upfront for just about everything because I don't use credit facilities, I saved up very hard by scrimping and scraping, cutting some corners and that. But that's my personal choice and if others can't do it the old fashioned way then what is wrong with using a credit facility if you can pay it back with interest? As someone once put it!, it's the new catalogue where you pay up weekly for things you want now except without having to buy from one catalogue. Peer pressure and extreme vanity can make folk take the easy cash credit so they look like they have money when in fact it's all a sham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I despise corden - but a few years ago he did an outstanding clip for comic relief with George Michael in the car. The round the table scene with various celebrities taking the piss out of themselves was genuinely funny. Nothing with James Corden has ever been funny. He's a unfunny fat c**t. Have you a link to this alleged funny incident involving Corden? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Nothing with James Corden has ever been funny. He's a unfunny fat c**t. Have you a link to this alleged funny incident involving Corden? I have never found him funny but I thought he was good in the screen version of The History Boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Pushing him out of a plane into The Congo from 5000ft would be funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Nothing with James Corden has ever been funny. He's a unfunny fat c**t. Have you a link to this alleged funny incident involving Corden? No. I'm a raging simpleton that struggles with basic texting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 11 hours ago, Hamish's Passenger said: The word 'Minter' being severely overused on this forum now. Well, that kind of knackers the post I was about to make about British boxers from the 1970s... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Pushing him out of a plane into The Congo from 5000ft would be funny. That would probably have the same outcome as if a massive meteoroid had hit the earth. Not so funny now is it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Well, that kind of knackers the post I was about to make about British boxers from the 1970s... Not really, you could discuss Boxing Champions from the 70s with a first name of Alan. Boom Boom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Being absolutely shattered buy still being unable to get some sleep. Think I've been awake for ~50hrs (maybe an hours kip in total in that time) and self admittedly absolutely grouchy as f***. That and c***s playing Irish folk songs loudly using those really shitey Apple earphones that you get with an iPod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Pubs, usually the more expensive poncey ones, that don't serve their spirits from optics but decant them into silver measuring devices. A completely pointless exercise and a waste of time. Fair enough, every whisky can't be in a optic, but come on... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Parents taking their shitey wee bairns into the barbers on a Saturday and letting them get daft mohicans/shaved in patterns/blend ins that take ages, leaving busy 'short back and sides' guys like me waiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Crippling hangovers that are in no way proportionate to the amount you drank the previous night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Crippling hangovers that are in no way proportionate to the amount you drank the previous night. Had a memorable one last year where I had three pints of Staropramen and was a mess the next day. Out again the following week on a big stag weekend and no problem in the slightest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Mixed race families in adverts -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 penicuik Dental centre That's exactly what their sign says (note use of capital letters). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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