Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 At the big Council Car Park in town, plenty of all day parking spaces in the morning, yet some drivers persist in parking on the access road making it single lane, and you are forced to give way to other cars when you are driving in or out. Drive another 20 yards you lazy twats and park in the proper spaces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Snap. I lent my copy to my mum and she denies any knowledge of it. I've got it on DVD and video. I paid something like £70 for the video years ago. They brought it out on DVD about 3 years later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I dont mind cutting the grass. But I think what I just cut was 98% moss. Cutting the moss can f**k off. That happened to me once. I had actually got Mick Jagger in to clear it off the top before I cut the grass, but when he'd finished it looked as if he hadn't done a damn thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Apps users will be aware that when you're scrolling down the list of threads in a certain forum, they'll have an image above the title of the thread, and it's usually the last image/gif posted on the thread.Except for the "Things you want to share with P+B" thread, which still has of a picture of some leather jacket wearing twat touching his hair, which was posted fucking months ago. This annoys me far more than it should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Apps users will be aware that when you're scrolling down the list of threads in a certain forum, they'll have an image above the title of the thread, and it's usually the last image/gif posted on the thread.Except for the "Things you want to share with P+B" thread, which still has of a picture of some leather jacket wearing twat touching his hair, which was posted fucking months ago. This annoys me far more than it should. Go into settings and turn off image previews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Apps users will be aware that when you're scrolling down the list of threads in a certain forum, they'll have an image above the title of the thread, and it's usually the last image/gif posted on the thread.Except for the "Things you want to share with P+B" thread, which still has of a picture of some leather jacket wearing twat touching his hair, which was posted fucking months ago. This annoys me far more than it should. That 'twat' would be the rock god Eddie Vedder!I agree though, it is a bit annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 28 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Playing fives last night , my turn to go in goal which is fine. Opposition take a shot which hits the post, bounces back and hits me in the balls, was right on the tip of my bellend. Not a full blown hit but was enough for me to fall to the ground. Your balls are on the tip of your bellend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 I've got into the habit of drinking too much on Friday nights, even when I tell myself I won't. Yet another Saturday morning with a hangover. I have a shit ton of stuff I'd planned to do today and here I am, parked on the couch in no mood to do any of it. Those of you who are still young - appreciate every day of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Ha. :-(. Not even going to attempt to fix the post. Basically hit tip of my bellend then onto balls but wasn't full blown. Sore all the same 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 7 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I dont mind cutting the grass. But I think what I just cut was 98% moss. Cutting the moss can f**k off. Moss needs to be trimmed. Trimming the moss is one of life's neccessities according to Mrs Ferrino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Rugster said: Your balls are on the tip of your bellend? Freestyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: I've got into the habit of drinking too much on Friday nights, even when I tell myself I won't. Yet another Saturday morning with a hangover. I have a shit ton of stuff I'd planned to do today and here I am, parked on the couch in no mood to do any of it. Those of you who are still young - appreciate every day of it. Get yourself out of the 27 club before you even get in it yo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Tony Ferrino said: Get yourself out of the 27 club before you even get in it yo. Thanks but when it comes to dying young, my window of opportunity has been well and truly missed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Thanks but when it comes to dying young, my window of opportunity has been well and truly missed. Hopefully as good as your aiming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Playing fitba with the boy earlier and I was setting up to score incredible curlers from tight angles to the goal, wrapping my foot around the ball, but the gosh dang windfloater then swerves all over as it's got no weight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Trying to watch telly, Missus is watching stupid videos ridiculously loud on her phone. I feel I may skip the boot in the pie and go straight to booting down the stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 I feel your pain mate. I have to suffer the same thing on a regular basis. Even wearing her earphones doesn't help, as she'll still laugh very loudly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Moss needs to be trimmed. Trimming the moss is one of life's neccessities according to Mrs Ferrino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Updates. I've had my PS4 off for a couple of months due to moving house, and I've switched it on for the first time tonight. So far, it's installed 1.4Gb of updates and I've already had to open another beer while I wait. Someone should start a gofundme page for my plight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Trying to watch telly, Missus is watching stupid videos ridiculously loud on her phone. I feel I may skip the boot in the pie and go straight to booting down the stairs. This does my nut in! My Mrs sits watching shite with the volume right up! Yeah....it's not as if I'm watching the tv or anything! When I complain about the volume I get told 'you don't need to hear the football/snooker/golf (edit for whatever sport is on) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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