throbber Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I don't know throbs, I've seen videos of ladies who seem the picture of health but need to pee repeatedly throughout the duration of a video that only lasts twenty minutes or so. Very good. Although there is nothing funny about an inflamed prostate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Alternatively, get yourself back to the routine of work and adult conversation and leave Ruggy at home as a yummymummy.. Don't encourage him. He'd love to be a stay at home husband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Very good. Although there is nothing funny about an inflamed prostate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 When you get sat next to a miserable torn faced, stuck up geordie hoor for five hours on an aeroplane, who obviously thought the seat next to her wasn't to be sat on. Still, I made it as uncomfortable as possible for the c**t all the way home, to the point the wife even leaned across and told me to stop it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 23 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I must admit to occasionally using bad grammar whilst knowing that it's bad, usually because it's some dialect type thing. "How no?" would be a classic example. The worst for me is people that write "should of" instead of "should have". I've seen people in my work sending emails to customers containing "they should of done this....". Should get locked up for that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: When you get sat next to a miserable torn faced, stuck up geordie hoor for five hours on an aeroplane That's no way to talk about your wife... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, IainMorton said: That's no way to talk about your wife... Take away the geordie and you may have a point actually 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I hate the irritating woman who narrates gossip girl and says "xoxo" at the end of each episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: I hate the irritating woman who narrates gossip girl and says "xoxo" at the end of each episode. What does Chris think? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 What does Chris think? I haven't turned round to ask him yet but his breath is nice and warm on my neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 (edited) 50 minutes ago, throbber said: I haven't turned round to ask him yet but his breath is nice and warm on my neck. I'd advise you to check his prostate gland with your thumb before something embarrassing happens. Edited May 12, 2017 by welshbairn To relieve Kinkardine's OCD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: I'd advise you to check his prostrate before something embarrassing happens. I'm pretty sure he was standing up. However, given the 'arse wiping' and 'sitting down to pish' discussions we've had I'd not be surprised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 We now live in an age where adults, actual full grown adults, post loads of selfies of themselves with a dog nose and ears filter applied over it. It's not even ironic, 'look how stupid I'm being wink, wink.' It's adults with the actual intellectual capacity of 7 year olds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 21 hours ago, DutchBorderer said: I imagine this is a problem many of you may not be entirely familiar with, but I can't help but feel profoundly annoyed when compatriots decide try to speak English when they clearly have no idea what they're doing given the incredibly basic mistakes they make. For reference, English is compulsory in the latter stages of grade school and all throughout high school. At the very least, spellcheck what you're posting online. Case in point, someone who changed the colour of their hair; Grade school? Translation required... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 It's pissing down with rain. Didn't have that in Orlando. [emoji36] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 People who name-drop the places they've visited by complaining about something (like the weather) and saying, "We didn't have this in <wherever>." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 There wasn't this much moaning on Bebo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 We now live in an age where adults, actual full grown adults, post loads of selfies of themselves with a dog nose and ears filter applied over it. It's not even ironic, 'look how stupid I'm being wink, wink.' It's adults with the actual intellectual capacity of 7 year olds. I bet 1320Lichtie does this. Just a feeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Arriving for an away day where it's a bit too late to head to the pubs but a bit too early to head to the ground. Bloody timetables. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Arriving for an away day where it's a bit too late to head to the pubs but a bit too early to head to the ground. Bloody timetables. Get a carryout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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