Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Take a fucking guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I second that, zen. Thank f**k for alcohol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Take a fucking guess. You had to leave early and missed the penalties? Sorry Zen. Still pretty gobsmacked that Raith ended in that situation. Best of luck next season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, WILLIEA said: You had to leave early and missed the penalties? Sorry Zen. Still pretty gobsmacked that Raith ended in that situation. Best of luck next season. Only once have I left a match before full time and that was by two minutes as I had to get a train. I must be a masochist, but not on of those kinky ones, having said that I haven't been asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 32 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Take a fucking guess. Shit day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 21 hours ago, The Naitch said: It's pissing down with rain. Didn't have that in Orlando. 21 hours ago, GordonD said: People who name-drop the places they've visited by complaining about something (like the weather) and saying, "We didn't have this in <wherever>." It's glorious here in Spain. Didn't have that in Stirling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: It's glorious here in Spain. Didn't have that in Stirling. Yeah, but at least you don't get sunstroke there or have snakes slithering around at the bottom of your garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 14 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Take a fucking guess. As I went out to the pub I noticed you were ahead in extra time. Forgot to check the scores until this morning. Oh how I chuckled. I see Cowden missed their sixth penalty in a row too. Our season picked up dramatically when we stopped missing the many many penalties we are awarded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I was driving along Musselburgh High street listening to the penalties on the radio. Forgot I had the window down, and got a few looks when I shouted "f**k SAKE ROVERS YOU USELESS c***s" at the top of my voice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Hamilton Accies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 "Celebrity" editions of prime time TV quizzes where the winners get buttons for their chosen charity. Two mindless muppets last night on "Pointless" failed to win the fantastic jackpot (cue applause from the audience) of £2500 and were given £500 each. Not much more than the licence fee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I can't see any pictures now posted on the app. Just that stupid gray box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 It's glorious here in Spain. Didn't have that in Stirling. Yeah, but at least you don't get sunstroke there or have snakes slithering around at the bottom of your garden. Maybe not sunsttoke but how do you know he might have Lee Wallace as a neighbour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Maybe not sunstroke but how do you know he might have Lee Wallace as a neighbour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Sport commentators - formula 1 and snooker come to mind - who refer to the competitors by their first names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) On 06/05/2017 at 13:10, Hedgecutter said: In Keith (the town in Moray), most house walls are made of ~80% stone and ~20% cement, but one particular house on the A96 has more cement than stone. Annoying. This is getting on my nerves. I'm fae Keith but I canna work oot fit hoose yer on aboot ..........Gie's another clue. Edited May 14, 2017 by A96 Spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 48 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Sport commentators - formula 1 and snooker come to mind - who refer to the competitors by their first names. Excellent point, Miguel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 This is getting on my nerves. I'm fae Keith but I canna work oot fit hoose yer on aboot ..........Gie's another clue. Keith is a shit hole and you are more than likely stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Keith is a shit hole and you are more than likely stupid. A bit unnecessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: A bit unnecessary. A bit like his BMI, Throbber's rage is on the increase. I fully expect a murder in the next few weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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