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39 minutes ago, IainMorton said:

People (girls) that sit in the office with jackets and hats on, moaning about the cold.

Constantly in my office,

Next to me I have one with a scarf that Tom Baker would have called too fucking long,

 and next down is another with a coat on that Arsene Wenger would be proud of.

I'm fucking boiling and have a shirt and jumper on. The temperature in the office is about 25Deg by the thermostat

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1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said:

Constantly in my office,

Next to me I have one with a scarf that Tom Baker would have called too fucking long,

 and next down is another with a coat on that Arsene Wenger would be proud of.

I'm fucking boiling and have a shirt and jumper on. The temperature in the office is about 25Deg by the thermostat

The place almost goes into meltdown (literally...) when someone suggests opening a window to let some fresh air in. Reaching for jackets/scarfs etc before it’s even open!!

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1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said:

Constantly in my office,

Next to me I have one with a scarf that Tom Baker would have called too fucking long,

 and next down is another with a coat on that Arsene Wenger would be proud of.

I'm fucking boiling and have a shirt and jumper on. The temperature in the office is about 25Deg by the thermostat

Take your jumper off then.

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3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

 

I must have waited 10 mins in the wee café at Dundee train station two weekends ago wanting to buy nothing more than a bottle of Irn Bru. Hearing my train's arrival was imminent, I quickly asked if I could get served ahead of the wifey waiting on her fancy coffee being made (saying that I had the exact change in hand), but was told to wait. Forced to put it back in order to get on the train, I had waited 10+ mins in a queue of three coffee drinkers not to buy a bottle of juice. To rub salt in the wound, the on-board refreshments had been stopped at Edinburgh.

There are vending machines at said station

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3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

 

I must have waited 10 mins in the wee café at Dundee train station two weekends ago wanting to buy nothing more than a bottle of Irn Bru. Hearing my train's arrival was imminent, I quickly asked if I could get served ahead of the wifey waiting on her fancy coffee being made (saying that I had the exact change in hand), but was told to wait. Forced to put it back in order to get on the train, I had waited 10+ mins in a queue of three coffee drinkers not to buy a bottle of juice. To rub salt in the wound, the on-board refreshments had been stopped at Edinburgh.

If you had the exact change why couldn't you have put it on the counter and walked out with the bottle? You've paid, you're not trying to steal it.

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The terms in which players and media discuss the rivalry in the Ashes gets on my tits.

Its cricket lads, not bare knuckle boxing. The most youl do is a bit of "yer maw" patter at the batsman. Pipe down.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/australia/10114925/David-Warner-dropped-by-Australia-after-punching-Englands-Joe-Root-following-row-over-fake-beard.html
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15 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

"I'm trying my upmost". Trying your "upmost" to use the fucking language you've spoken your whole life incorrectly, you complete welt?

Sounds like a damp squid. But then I'm bias. Best just to close the draw on this one.

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