Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Quite disappointed that you've marked yourself down as OFTW. He's always trod a narrow path. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Quite disappointed that you've marked yourself down as OFTW. Are you fùcking kidding, he's top of the list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I put a dark wash on late last night. I thought that was frowned upon these days. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42387727 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I thought that was frowned upon these days. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42387727 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I thought that was frowned upon these days. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42387727 You can say that again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Torpar said: English people's inability to pronounce Falkirk properly I have three things to post in here which I was going to anyway, but this is a nice segue into them. I watch BBC Breakfast in the morning before I go to work. I don't know why, because the twenty minutes or so I spent looking at Dan Walker's stupid face (or trying to, since I'm not awake at the time) while having my breakfast are rarely happy and by the time Sally McNair comes on to tell me anything relevant I'm away brushing my teeth. Yesterday the following happened within those twenty minutes: - There was a piece on about the extent of illegal steroid abuse in the UK. The guy doing the piece is talking to some welt in a gym who says it makes him feel manly and gives him a high sex drive. When challenged on the increased risk of heart attacks and cancer, he says "everything we do gives us heart attacks and cancer." Does it mate, aye? f**k off. - There was this bitch, favourite of the people you dislike for no particular reason: ... who told us that Celtic's domestic unbeaten run was ended as sixteen year old Harry Cock Rain scored for Hearts. Really, you've never seen or heard of the name Cochrane? f**k off. - The chief ignominy was saved for just after the weather when this fantasist bitch ... responds to a diverse weather report for Tuesday seeing milder temperatures throughout Scotland than in England by asking the weatherman "is that an unusual discrepancy, when it's four in Norwich and fourteen in Scotland?" Aye hen, after all from Aberdeen to Dumfries is about thirty miles so there's only the one temperature. f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Other PTTGOMN: Literally everyone employed by the BBC Look at what happens when you google "bbc sports presenter" Poor Hazel, having to be included with all of these wallopers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Other PTTGOMN: Literally everyone employed by the BBC Look at what happens when you google "bbc sports presenter" Poor Hazel, having to be included with all of these wallopers. They should sign up Glenn Hoddle. He'd make a great fit. And Austin Healy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I have three things to post in here which I was going to anyway, but this is a nice segue into them. Don't give a f**k if she's shite at geography, wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 It’s the same when you’re on a bus and a pensioner gets on then spends ages hunting around in their bag looking for their bus pass. Put it in your jacket pocket so it’s easy to find FFS. So frustrating especially when you’re in a hurry and about 40 of them get on the bus at the same time!! This says much more about you, than them, just a thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 47 minutes ago, ecto said: This says much more about you, than them, just a thought That’s the whole point of this thread, is it not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Watching Christmas University Challenge just now and not only are both teams shit but they're somehow having difficulty with the rules, which have been constant in the decades the show has been running for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 This says much more about you, than them, just a thought No, he makes a very valid point. They didn't defeat Hitler by chatting to their pals and random strangers about mundane events only to suddenly arrive on the Normandy beaches and spend an age trying to locate their rifle. Get organised, pensioners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Swarley said: No, he makes a very valid point. They didn't defeat Hitler by chatting to their pals and random strangers about mundane events only to suddenly arrive on the Normandy beaches and spend an age trying to locate their rifle. Get organised, pensioners. ‘How to defeat Hitler’ thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 17 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: ... who told us that Celtic's domestic unbeaten run was ended as sixteen year old Harry Cock Rain scored for Hearts. Well, he did piss all over Scott Brown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 PTTGOYN... Folk carping on about "Spoiler alerts". Chiefly from fans of all the big infantile crashy bangy films. Plot is simply one element of a film and sometimes a bit of prior knowledge can help you appreciate it. If you watch Peppa Pig, for example, you are likely to find each episode ends with some animals on their back, laughing. 4 year olds across the country don't throw a "OMG Spoiler Alert" tantrum when faced with this knowledge but grown adults will scream and cover their ears if they hear anything about Wookies, Mr Spock or light sabers etc. Grow up FFS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: PTTGOYN... Folk carping on about "Spoiler alerts". Chiefly from fans of all the big infantile crashy bangy films. Plot is simply one element of a film and sometimes a bit of prior knowledge can help you appreciate it. If you watch Peppa Pig, for example, you are likely to find each episode ends with some animals on their back, laughing. 4 year olds across the country don't throw a "OMG Spoiler Alert" tantrum when faced with this knowledge but grown adults will scream and cover their ears if they hear anything about Wookies, Mr Spock or light sabers etc. Grow up FFS. Got to disagree with this. A second watching is for "appreciating" the film if you really want, but people who intentionally spoil films/TV shows (usually by posting on social media straight away for attention) should be executed in a way that only DA Baracus could think of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 'Seeking new opportunities' Just admit that you're unemployed with the same status as the reprobates you've looked down on upon all your life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Still not a boat in sight, all due in on Thursday night and we’re off on Friday dinner time, some dose of telts to get dished out on Friday morning it is then, f**k them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Still not a boat in sight, all due in on Thursday night and we’re off on Friday dinner time, some dose of telts to get dished out on Friday morning it is then, f**k them I have no idea what this means? Are you part of a drug import cartel? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 46 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Got to disagree with this. A second watching is for "appreciating" the film if you really want, but people who intentionally spoil films/TV shows (usually by posting on social media straight away for attention) should be executed in a way that only DA Baracus could think of. I’m just grouchy as most comic book/action/Star Wars type stuff doesn’t do much for me and there’s no escaping the hype. Seems a bit like Hollyoaks in space so plot-wise you can expect folk to turn up you thought were dead, sibling rivalry, questionable parentage etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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