Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 57p (11 shillings and 5 pence*) to post a standard first class letter, and that’s with reduced rate because it’s a franking machine. * no doubt some (half)wit will say “aye Granny you’ll remember the penny black”. No I don’t but I remember when it was a lot less than that. And no, what I’m posting can’t be emailed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Had a bit of a tidy up this morning and uncovered a muddy daysack that I've used for hillwalking / caving for the past few months. Contents of which were: 1x mildly soggy sock, 1x Silva compass, 1x squashed white chocolate/cranberry cookie, bureau de change envelope containing US$420 in hard currency, 2x flight detail print outs and 1x rotten satsuma. Productive morning, although I'm raging with myself about that overlooked money from December tbh. Question is: convert and bank, keep until the exchange rate becomes more favourable (whenever that may be), or just keep until a holiday sometime? People who have so much money that they forget that they have foreign currency stashed away somewhere. If I'm ever fortunate enough to come home with any currency left over, changing it back is one of the first things I do! Also, svchost.exe process on my laptop going over 2 million K usage. I've had to stop the process 12 times this morning already, just to keep my laptop functional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I'm still raging with myself about this FWIW ('First World Problems' etc etc). Anyway, another PTTGOYN of the day is when you start pishing into a urinal and the flush automatically comes on, needlessly making you worry about the possibility of a pish-filled waterfall and soggy pish-splashed shoes for the rest of the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I'm still raging with myself about this FWIW ('First World Problems' etc etc). Anyway, another PTTGOYN of the day is when you start pishing into a urinal and the flush automatically comes on, needlessly making you worry about the possibility of a pish-filled waterfall and soggy pish-splashed shoes for the rest of the day. What about the new "no water" ones, which in my experience seem to be a standard urinal, which utterly reeks of pish due to the baffling "no water" feature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 What about the new "no water" ones, which in my experience seem to be a standard urinal, which utterly reeks of pish due to the baffling "no water" feature. Think you’ve been pishing in those dyson hand dryers mate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, throbber said: That’s just the excuse you have for having pish stains on your trousers as you haven’t given yourself enough of a shake afterwards. You're obviously confusing me with McKee #oldskoolP&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Think you’ve been pishing in those dyson hand dryers mate Another toilet Petty Thing then.... When (as at my work) you find yourself having to make do with an old school, non highpowered hand dryer. The type that sounds like a harrier taking off whilst delivering an amount of air roughly the same as a dormouse farting, but hotter than the core of the sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Another toilet Petty Thing then.... When (as at my work) you find yourself having to make do with an old school, non highpowered hand dryer. The type that sounds like a harrier taking off whilst delivering an amount of air roughly the same as a dormouse farting, but hotter than the core of the sun. I find old hand dryers don't even dry your hands, merely manoeuvres the water around your hands and up your arms. The Dyson Airblades are excellent and should be mandatory in all public lavatories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: 57p (11 shillings and 5 pence*) to post a standard first class letter, and that’s with reduced rate because it’s a franking machine. * no doubt some (half)wit will say “aye Granny you’ll remember the penny black”. No I don’t but I remember when it was a lot less than that. And no, what I’m posting can’t be emailed. And the weekly wage was about £25. What's your point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Another toilet Petty Thing then.... When (as at my work) you find yourself having to make do with an old school, non highpowered hand dryer. The type that sounds like a harrier taking off whilst delivering an amount of air roughly the same as a dormouse farting, but hotter than the core of the sun. There used to be one of those at the bogs in Hyderabad airport however it had flashing lights on it and played a bleepy version of Mozart's Turkish March whilst it feebly warmed your hands/breeks. Spoiler This, for all you uncultured scumbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 For all of you that use hand driers in public toilets; you do know that all you are doing is covering your hands with all the germs that populate these places. Chances are your hands were cleaner going in than they were when you came out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 For all of you that use hand driers in public toilets; you do know that all you are doing is covering your hands with all the germs that populate these places. Chances are your hands were cleaner going in than they were when you came out. ^^^^ doesn’t have a really scabby, infected, weeping cock like mine.Keep your hygiene advice to yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 28 minutes ago, GordonD said: And the weekly wage was about £25. What's your point? When was the weekly wage £25? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: When was the weekly wage £25? What years was it Dundee Utd were one of the top 2 teams in Scotland, again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: What years was it Dundee Utd were one of the top 2 teams in Scotland, again? They still are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: I’m just reading between the lines. You can also blame the tap that you were washing your hands with that was more powerful than you had thought ! For avoidance of doubt, I did not splash / spray any pish on my person. If I become the 'new McKee' as a result your misinformed post then I shall be most heavily disgruntled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 27 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: What years was it Dundee Utd were one of the top 2 teams in Scotland, again? 22 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: They still are. He said Scotland, not Dundee... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 For all of you that use hand driers in public toilets; you do know that all you are doing is covering your hands with all the germs that populate these places. Chances are your hands were cleaner going in than they were when you came out. This is correct and is the reason why it is not advisable to breathe for the entire duration of any toilet visit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There used to be one of those at the bogs in Hyderabad airport however it had flashing lights on it and played a bleepy version of Mozart's Turkish March whilst it feebly warmed your hands/breeks. Reveal hidden contents This, for all you uncultured scumbags. So it played the tune from Lemmings? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: So it played the tune from Lemmings? That makes more sense come to think of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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