Herman Hessian Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 people who add the suffix "...and I'm not even joking !" to whatever facile drivel they've just told you i can tell that you're "not joking" by being fortunate enough to possess the mental acuity to have noted that you hadn't actually said anything remotely fucking amusing, you shitting tool.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 House of Fraser's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 House of Fraser'sSoon to be renamed...Ashley's House of Cheap Tat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 When you mis-typed something and someone's already quoted it before you've realised and can change it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, rodallegabombs said: I was looking for a shirt to wear this evening - I am going out for a meal - only to discover that it was in the ironing pile. Not the end of the world, however my wife decided that the best way to put it in said pile is to scrunch it into what can only be described as a ball and then chuck other things on top of it. This now means it’s going to be nigh on impossible for me to get it crease free. Pie. Boot. Etc Can't you wear the away top instead? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Can't you wear the away top instead?It’s all sweaty after 5 asides last night but I suppose I can give a quick spray with some Lynx and it’ll be good to go... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 21 hours ago, Torpar said: Similar thing happens in my apartment building all the time and annoys me every time. There is a lobby on the ground floor and one of the first floor. The lift comes down to 1 and people get off, then people waiting to go up at 1 get on rather and go down to G instead of waiting on it to come back to 1. Meaning if you are getting off at G you have to squeeze past these morons to get off or you wait at G to go up, one lift comes down but it's too crowded with people that got on at 1 to get on yourself. Subhuman scum. People in my building also have a habit of standing right in front of the doors when a lift comes down and seem shocked that someone might actually want to get off before they get on. this got on my nerves so much i couldn't finish reading what annoyed you. block of flats 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 people who add the suffix "...and I'm not even joking !" to whatever facile drivel they've just told you i can tell that you're "not joking" by being fortunate enough to possess the mental acuity to have noted that you hadn't actually said anything remotely fucking amusing, you shitting tool....Or “i’m not being funny, but” usually before proceeding to give a lecture on something tedious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 14 minutes ago, coprolite said: this got on my nerves so much i couldn't finish reading what annoyed you. block of flats Maybe Toronto is on a fault line where "block of flats" is considered insensitive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, coprolite said: this got on my nerves so much i couldn't finish reading what annoyed you. block of flats mods please, the facility to add multiple greenies is needed here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 43 minutes ago, coprolite said: this got on my nerves so much i couldn't finish reading what annoyed you. block of flats Only scaffs live in flats. I have an apartment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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welshbairn Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I'll loosen her stools for her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I'll loosen her stools for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I'll loosen her stools for her. I'd imagine women do shite themselves when/if they see you approaching, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Channel 104 on Sky not being Channel 4 HD. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Why is the music so loud on American TV shows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Folk who have a vibrate and click noise every time their touch their phone screen. Literally Hitlers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Would be a strange headline in fairness “MIDDLE CLASS WID ARRESTED”in fairness that headline would be excellent clickbait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 (edited) The commentator at the Aston Villa game on Soccer Saturday kept on talking about Villa's new signing Josh McGinn Edited August 11, 2018 by alang1993 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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